bloodygranuaile | Ella is *insane*...

AkashaReincarnat: *feels wuved*
elftrekkie42: not this again...
AkashaReincarnat: Alright, i'll shut up.
elftrekkie42: no, don't.
AkashaReincarnat: I told you about my bit of wuved-feeling-ness in IM conversation with Matt?
elftrekkie42: but not this topic.
elftrekkie42: noooo.
AkashaReincarnat: Yes, I did... 'cos you were being Hopeless Romantic...
elftrekkie42: .....
elftrekkie42: Oh! That....
AkashaReincarnat: Yesh, that
elftrekkie42: I think that you should try to kiss him.
AkashaReincarnat: o.O
elftrekkie42: but that could be the adrenaline and hormones talking...
AkashaReincarnat: WHAT?
AkashaReincarnat: Yeh, I think so...
elftrekkie42: but you shuld!
elftrekkie42: *should
AkashaReincarnat: But that could majorly fuck stuff up!
AkashaReincarnat: 'Tis v. v. difficult to pass that off as platonic. Even I wouldn't buy that.
elftrekkie42: so if it does, blame it on me and my affinity for Seventeen magazine.
elftrekkie42: and Soap Operas
AkashaReincarnat: If in some moment of complete not-myself-ness I do, then I most definitely shall.
elftrekkie42: just try it.
AkashaReincarnat: NO I SHALL NOT.
AkashaReincarnat: You're completely INSANE, you know that?
elftrekkie42: or, stare at him, face to face, and move closer. Most guys will either move in if they're interested, or won't if they're not.
elftrekkie42: I'm the cute but psycho bunny! of course I'm insane1
elftrekkie42: *!
AkashaReincarnat: You've been reading WAAAAAAAAAY too many trashy teen magazines.
elftrekkie42: sooo?
elftrekkie42: :-[
AkashaReincarnat: they eevil!
elftrekkie42: well....
elftrekkie42: DAMMIT! ASK HIM!
AkashaReincarnat: NO!
elftrekkie42: WHY NOT???
AkashaReincarnat: Don't wish to feck things up.
AkashaReincarnat: maybe shall bring it up in a "Let's poke fun at Leah's crazy ideas" sort of way...
elftrekkie42: okay, ask him 'Look, Leah's been reading too many trashy teen novels, and is offering me chocolate. Do you like me?
AkashaReincarnat: ^o^
AkashaReincarnat: Will you seriously give me chocolate if i ask him?
elftrekkie42: yes.
AkashaReincarnat: How much?
AkashaReincarnat: I'd only do this for a loooooooot of chocolate...
elftrekkie42: we'll go to the mall and I'll get you some Godiva
elftrekkie42: when I get paid.
AkashaReincarnat: How much Godiva?
elftrekkie42: ho much is the leat you'll do it for?
AkashaReincarnat: I dunno... I'll have to think about it...
AkashaReincarnat: I'm not even sure I'll do it at all...
elftrekkie42: well?
AkashaReincarnat: Give me more time to think.,
elftrekkie42: well?
AkashaReincarnat: Shut up.
elftrekkie42: well?
AkashaReincarnat: *glares* Meh daddy agrees wif you.
AkashaReincarnat: *pokes daddy viciously*
elftrekkie42: hehe
elftrekkie42: Yay Mr. Fitzgerald!

Later...

AkashaReincarnat: *is done thinking about it*
elftrekkie42: well?
AkashaReincarnat: NO.
elftrekkie42: PLEASE?
AkashaReincarnat: No!
elftrekkie42: I'll give you chocolate, and If he says 'No' then you can laugh and blame it all on me.
AkashaReincarnat: Things are fucked up enough with the rest of my friends, thank you very much. I don't need to feck up a perfectyly good huggly friendship.
AkashaReincarnat: Don't think so.
AkashaReincarnat: Mebbe I'll be underhanded and post this on LJ so we can all laugh at you...
elftrekkie42: fine
elftrekkie42: but don't lock it!
AkashaReincarnat: I shan't.
elftrekkie42: I wanna read it!
AkashaReincarnat: Okay.
elftrekkie42: hehe
AkashaReincarnat: And then we shall point and laugh at the influence of blond hair dye and Danielle Steel novels on Leah's brain...
elftrekkie42: yup@
elftrekkie42: *!
AkashaReincarnat: *points and laughs at influence of blonde hair dye and Danielle Steel novels* You've gone spastic!
AkashaReincarnat: like, even more spastic than you were before!
elftrekkie42: hehe
AkashaReincarnat: You were scaring me. I sent Eddy's away message the following...
elftrekkie42: ...
AkashaReincarnat: AkashaReincarnat: *poke poke poke* Come back! Save me! Leah's frightening meeee!
Auto response from Rampage Tonberry: phone

AkashaReincarnat: No, seriously. Get back here. She's SCARY. She is attempting to bribe me into kissing Matt.
elftrekkie42: hehe
AkashaReincarnat: You're scawy!
elftrekkie42: I know...
AkashaReincarnat: Edward still on phone, dammit.
AkashaReincarnat: *SULK*
elftrekkie42: I'm sorry...
AkashaReincarnat: I need someone to bitch about you to!
AkashaReincarnat: Eh, 'sokay. 'Tis all in fun.
elftrekkie42: hehe
AkashaReincarnat: or, it'd BETTER be. ~.^
elftrekkie42: umm... *blushes*
AkashaReincarnat: *even more suspicious look*
AkashaReincarnat: Leah?
AkashaReincarnat: Is you not telling me stuffs?
elftrekkie42: nooo...
AkashaReincarnat: *ubersuspicious look*
AkashaReincarnat: Eh, correction. Is you not telling me that you is writing in different context than I was thinking?
AkashaReincarnat: (or something like that... cannot think...)
elftrekkie42: I was kind of serious...
AkashaReincarnat: Define "kind of serious".
elftrekkie42: You should do it!
AkashaReincarnat: no, I shouldn't!
elftrekkie42: yes you should! I relly will give you chocolate!
AkashaReincarnat: I mean, I thought last Friday was "repercussions like a kick in the head for doing nothing wrong". This would be an uber bad idea.
elftrekkie42: *hmphs*

Poor Ella, combination of blonde hair dye, overexposure to sun, trashy romance novels, and teen magazines *really* screwing with her brain... she scared me...

Apologies to Matt and anyone else this might severely disturb for actually posting this.

-Claudia

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Because I now have AIm too and I was just wond'ring...

~Elvea / Agent Mel (just too lazy to log in)

AkashaReincarnat.

What's yours?

Mine would be...

*dumdumdum*

*dramatic pause*

*insert overbearing cheesy music swelling to climax here*

*get annoyed*

Nelloth!!! *climax of the soundtrack*

Uh, yeah... never mind that. Sugar high again, it happens. Oh yeah. The "!!!" is not a part of the AIM. But it needed to be impressive. Am off again!

Ella is insane...

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