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Sueage: a lexicon
Lovely, lovely vocab list on the PPC board...
Sueage: a lexicon
HonorH
Sun Jun 29 2003 7:45:52 pm
66.58.201.166
My friends over at the BBF board helped come up with the following lexicon of Sueage:
sueage (soo' ij): 1. of or relating to Mary Sues; 2. a story with a Mary Sue in it; 3. what the author must have been drinking while writing said Mary Sue story; 4. what it feels like one has been swimming in after reading said Mary Sue story. Related terms: Raw Sueage: a Mary Sue; Reeking vat of open Sueage: FanFiction.net; Steaming pile of Sueage: any Mary Sue fic.
suewer: n. dank, dark places where Mary Sues sometimes infest. It's said in New York that they have giant Mary Sues in their suewers, because of people who flushed them down the toilet.
suewer worker: n.: A person thanked by the writer of a Mary Sue story for providing a "beta read" of said story. The "suewer worker" is at least partially to blame for the creation of the sueage, for failure to point out the sueage elements present in the story; at times, the "suewer worker" may even provide encouragement as to the self-insertion of the writer into the story.
suedonym: each Mary Sue adopts a different one. Often, they are weird, abnormal names that can be shortened down to masculine versions.
suedom: The "kingdom," or rather, contortion of canon, that is left in any Sue's wake.
suedatorium: Any place that a Sue chooses to make herself the sole focus of attention by letting off a great deal of hot air, usually by making speeches or singing modern songs.
suedocarp: A Sue's carping or bitching at canon characters, usually for the purpose of depicting them as prejudiced against females, racists/specieists, and so on.
suedomorph: a Sue with the magical ability to morph into an existing animal, such as a wolf, or a cryptozoological form, such a dragon, a unicorn, etc.
suedo-science: A Sue's explanation for why principles of physics, biology, anatomy, astronomy, etc. do not apply to her.
sueture: the ugly stitches where a Mary Sue has been spliced into canon.
suedomy: having sexual relations with a Sue
suedummy: a person, who loves Sueage stories and encourages their writers to write more More MORE.
The Kama Sue-tra: A set of sexual techniques, practices and positions which are physically impossible and/or anatomically inaccurate, but which are performed by/on Mary Sues in fics written by authors who obviously have little (if any) sexual knowledge, education, or experience.
suenomaly: A Sue that transcends everything else that there are no words to describe or snark it.
suexual: A person who is attracted to screw-writing their favorite actors/characters in public.
suenami: a tidal wave of Sueage (i.e. "FFN experienced a Suenami in the LotR section after the first movie came out.")
Al's Waiter
New Term
Sun Jun 29 2003 11:47:28 pm
66.185.84.81
sue-shi (or sue-she): favourite japanese-type delicacy of mini-balrogs everywhere.
Sueage: a lexicon
HonorH
Sun Jun 29 2003 7:45:52 pm
66.58.201.166
My friends over at the BBF board helped come up with the following lexicon of Sueage:
sueage (soo' ij): 1. of or relating to Mary Sues; 2. a story with a Mary Sue in it; 3. what the author must have been drinking while writing said Mary Sue story; 4. what it feels like one has been swimming in after reading said Mary Sue story. Related terms: Raw Sueage: a Mary Sue; Reeking vat of open Sueage: FanFiction.net; Steaming pile of Sueage: any Mary Sue fic.
suewer: n. dank, dark places where Mary Sues sometimes infest. It's said in New York that they have giant Mary Sues in their suewers, because of people who flushed them down the toilet.
suewer worker: n.: A person thanked by the writer of a Mary Sue story for providing a "beta read" of said story. The "suewer worker" is at least partially to blame for the creation of the sueage, for failure to point out the sueage elements present in the story; at times, the "suewer worker" may even provide encouragement as to the self-insertion of the writer into the story.
suedonym: each Mary Sue adopts a different one. Often, they are weird, abnormal names that can be shortened down to masculine versions.
suedom: The "kingdom," or rather, contortion of canon, that is left in any Sue's wake.
suedatorium: Any place that a Sue chooses to make herself the sole focus of attention by letting off a great deal of hot air, usually by making speeches or singing modern songs.
suedocarp: A Sue's carping or bitching at canon characters, usually for the purpose of depicting them as prejudiced against females, racists/specieists, and so on.
suedomorph: a Sue with the magical ability to morph into an existing animal, such as a wolf, or a cryptozoological form, such a dragon, a unicorn, etc.
suedo-science: A Sue's explanation for why principles of physics, biology, anatomy, astronomy, etc. do not apply to her.
sueture: the ugly stitches where a Mary Sue has been spliced into canon.
suedomy: having sexual relations with a Sue
suedummy: a person, who loves Sueage stories and encourages their writers to write more More MORE.
The Kama Sue-tra: A set of sexual techniques, practices and positions which are physically impossible and/or anatomically inaccurate, but which are performed by/on Mary Sues in fics written by authors who obviously have little (if any) sexual knowledge, education, or experience.
suenomaly: A Sue that transcends everything else that there are no words to describe or snark it.
suexual: A person who is attracted to screw-writing their favorite actors/characters in public.
suenami: a tidal wave of Sueage (i.e. "FFN experienced a Suenami in the LotR section after the first movie came out.")
Al's Waiter
New Term
Sun Jun 29 2003 11:47:28 pm
66.185.84.81
sue-shi (or sue-she): favourite japanese-type delicacy of mini-balrogs everywhere.