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bloodygranuaile) wrote2003-07-17 11:10 pm
bloodygranuaile) wrote2003-07-17 11:10 pm
Wierd-ass quiz thing from Matt.
1. goto www.beliefnet.com and take the belief-o-matic. I want to know what you get.
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (92%)
5. New Age (89%)
6. Reform Judaism (86%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
8. Jainism (82%)
9. Sikhism (79%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (73%)
12. Secular Humanism (70%)
13. Taoism (70%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (60%)
16. Hinduism (59%)
17. Islam (55%)
18. Scientology (50%)
19. New Thought (49%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
21. Nontheist (41%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
27. Roman Catholic (23%)
2. Is it a good idea to be friends with your worst enemies?
Depends on who your worst enemies are.
3. Do you believe in magic?
As much as I can actually convince myself to truly believe in anything. In other words, not really.
4. Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
I don’t CARE if I believe or not. I just think they’re interesting.
5. Who'd win in a mud-wrestling match between Mr. Padian and Mr. Furrevig?
Mr. Furrevig, ‘cos he’s about three times Mr. Padian’s size
6. What do you think your life would be like if you lived in a stereotypical fantasy world?
I’d be someone’s bitchy servant…
7. How does your psyche function?
Oh, you told me this already… I think mostly about emotional matters from the standpoint of practicality. This results in me being PERMANENTLY confused and incurably CYNICAL, because emotions AREN’T PRACTICAL. Or at least no one ELSE’S are.
8. Why do you exist?
To torment stupid people.
9. Do you think that this email is too long for you to ever get around to properly respond to all of it? (I hope so... *malicious evil laughter)
Be serious. It’s only forty-two freaking questions.
10. Which is more dangerous to the welfare of our country: Saddam Hussein or a bag of pretzels?
Saddam Hussein, ‘cos he’s actually rather evil and is partially responsible for the deaths of our troops. The bag of pretzels would be good for our country, because it would remove the person who has the rest of the responsibility for the deaths of our troops.
11. Describe your vision of hell (if an atheist, play along and describe what you think would be your personal hell anyway).
Anne Rice’s from Memnoch the Devil. One is made to relive all the pain one has either directly or indirectly caused in one’s lifetime until one repents completely and it’s out of one’s system.
12. Based on what you know of me, describe my vision of hell.
Having to submit to someone else’s?
13. What do you get when you cross an elf and a dwarf?
A Hobbit.
14. What is your quest?
To kill my eighth grade French teacher.
15. What is your favorite color?
BLACK!
16. What is the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
An African or European swallow?
17. What is your motivation?
Damn you, the next question’s supposed to be “What is the capital of Assyria?” The answer’s Nineveh. And my motivation is ancient history.
18. If two trains are travelling on the same track towards each other, they are currently 30mi apart, one is travelling 40 mph, the other is travelling 60mph, some idiot exactly halfway between them is walking 2 mph towards the slower train down the middle of the track, and Superfriends just came on, how many people will die before the commercial break?
Not enough to clean up the human race to any noticeable degree.
19. How many goblins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It’d have to be a damn big lightbulb to fit even two… and past that, it depends how many fit in the lightbulb…
20. How many elven high mages does it take to back-engineer a jet fighter?
“Elven” deserves capitalization. Show a little respect!
21. Would you rather be a Lythari (elven natural werewolf, only natural form is wolf, not elf) or an Avariel (winged elves)?
Avariel. Actually I’d like to be a winged mermaid, once Elvea decides what to call them.
22. Do you believe that Atlantis existed?
Not exactly as the myth portrays it, but there was likely an actual historical occurrence that spawned that story. And possibly the story of Sodom and Gomorrah as well.
23. Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Not particularly.
24. What would happen if a private anonymous organization nuked the Vatican?
*a la Miss Congeniality beauty pageant ditz people* “World Peace?”
25. Would you want to create that private anonymous organization?
Most definitely.
26. If I took over the world, who would you pick to be the Court Jester?
Erin.
27. What kind of government and economic system do you think would work best as a united world government?
A sort of socialism/capitalism hybrid, and democracy even though that would be annoyingly slow.
28. Isn't playing with fire enormously fun?
Aye, ‘tis!
29. Can you think of anything more hypocritical than Catholicism?
Not off the top of my head. Nowhere else in my head either.
30. Who am I?
Someone with too much free time on his hands.
31. Who are you?
Someone who ought to go to bed now…
32. What am I doing here?
At the time you were writing this, typing. At the time I’m writing my responses, you’re going to bed.
33. Better yet, what are you doing there?
Procrastinating.
34. What is the scariest thing you can think of?
Suvians with their own country.
35. You are being chased by an amourous 10 year old with golden eyes and platinum hair. What do you do?
“Damn, these Sues are getting younger every day.” *assassinates*
36. Desribe your weapon of choice.
An Uruk’s longbow when I’m in a guise where I can handle it; the rest of the time I’m usually rather dependent on pretentiousness, sarcasm, and dang long fingernails.
37. Is there anything more evil than Tickle Me Elmo? What do you think of creating a line of Crucify Me Elmos?
Well, yes—Republicanism. I think Crucify Me Elmo would be immensely entertaining and would piss off the Catholics to a lovely degree.
38. Are you a pirate? Do you do piratly things?
No, and no. I just drogle Johnny Depp in PotC.
39. Doctor, the Earth isn't responding well to the antibiotics, Its not killing the virus called humanity. Should we begin chemotherapy?
Of course!
40. WHAT'S THAT CRAWLING ON YOUR SHOULDER!?
A figment of someone’s imagination.
41. WHY?????
‘Cos someone has a weird imagination, apparently.
42. What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Forty-two, of course. The real question is, What is the actual question that is the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (92%)
5. New Age (89%)
6. Reform Judaism (86%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
8. Jainism (82%)
9. Sikhism (79%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (73%)
12. Secular Humanism (70%)
13. Taoism (70%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (60%)
16. Hinduism (59%)
17. Islam (55%)
18. Scientology (50%)
19. New Thought (49%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
21. Nontheist (41%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
25. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
27. Roman Catholic (23%)
2. Is it a good idea to be friends with your worst enemies?
Depends on who your worst enemies are.
3. Do you believe in magic?
As much as I can actually convince myself to truly believe in anything. In other words, not really.
4. Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
I don’t CARE if I believe or not. I just think they’re interesting.
5. Who'd win in a mud-wrestling match between Mr. Padian and Mr. Furrevig?
Mr. Furrevig, ‘cos he’s about three times Mr. Padian’s size
6. What do you think your life would be like if you lived in a stereotypical fantasy world?
I’d be someone’s bitchy servant…
7. How does your psyche function?
Oh, you told me this already… I think mostly about emotional matters from the standpoint of practicality. This results in me being PERMANENTLY confused and incurably CYNICAL, because emotions AREN’T PRACTICAL. Or at least no one ELSE’S are.
8. Why do you exist?
To torment stupid people.
9. Do you think that this email is too long for you to ever get around to properly respond to all of it? (I hope so... *malicious evil laughter)
Be serious. It’s only forty-two freaking questions.
10. Which is more dangerous to the welfare of our country: Saddam Hussein or a bag of pretzels?
Saddam Hussein, ‘cos he’s actually rather evil and is partially responsible for the deaths of our troops. The bag of pretzels would be good for our country, because it would remove the person who has the rest of the responsibility for the deaths of our troops.
11. Describe your vision of hell (if an atheist, play along and describe what you think would be your personal hell anyway).
Anne Rice’s from Memnoch the Devil. One is made to relive all the pain one has either directly or indirectly caused in one’s lifetime until one repents completely and it’s out of one’s system.
12. Based on what you know of me, describe my vision of hell.
Having to submit to someone else’s?
13. What do you get when you cross an elf and a dwarf?
A Hobbit.
14. What is your quest?
To kill my eighth grade French teacher.
15. What is your favorite color?
BLACK!
16. What is the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
An African or European swallow?
17. What is your motivation?
Damn you, the next question’s supposed to be “What is the capital of Assyria?” The answer’s Nineveh. And my motivation is ancient history.
18. If two trains are travelling on the same track towards each other, they are currently 30mi apart, one is travelling 40 mph, the other is travelling 60mph, some idiot exactly halfway between them is walking 2 mph towards the slower train down the middle of the track, and Superfriends just came on, how many people will die before the commercial break?
Not enough to clean up the human race to any noticeable degree.
19. How many goblins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It’d have to be a damn big lightbulb to fit even two… and past that, it depends how many fit in the lightbulb…
20. How many elven high mages does it take to back-engineer a jet fighter?
“Elven” deserves capitalization. Show a little respect!
21. Would you rather be a Lythari (elven natural werewolf, only natural form is wolf, not elf) or an Avariel (winged elves)?
Avariel. Actually I’d like to be a winged mermaid, once Elvea decides what to call them.
22. Do you believe that Atlantis existed?
Not exactly as the myth portrays it, but there was likely an actual historical occurrence that spawned that story. And possibly the story of Sodom and Gomorrah as well.
23. Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Not particularly.
24. What would happen if a private anonymous organization nuked the Vatican?
*a la Miss Congeniality beauty pageant ditz people* “World Peace?”
25. Would you want to create that private anonymous organization?
Most definitely.
26. If I took over the world, who would you pick to be the Court Jester?
Erin.
27. What kind of government and economic system do you think would work best as a united world government?
A sort of socialism/capitalism hybrid, and democracy even though that would be annoyingly slow.
28. Isn't playing with fire enormously fun?
Aye, ‘tis!
29. Can you think of anything more hypocritical than Catholicism?
Not off the top of my head. Nowhere else in my head either.
30. Who am I?
Someone with too much free time on his hands.
31. Who are you?
Someone who ought to go to bed now…
32. What am I doing here?
At the time you were writing this, typing. At the time I’m writing my responses, you’re going to bed.
33. Better yet, what are you doing there?
Procrastinating.
34. What is the scariest thing you can think of?
Suvians with their own country.
35. You are being chased by an amourous 10 year old with golden eyes and platinum hair. What do you do?
“Damn, these Sues are getting younger every day.” *assassinates*
36. Desribe your weapon of choice.
An Uruk’s longbow when I’m in a guise where I can handle it; the rest of the time I’m usually rather dependent on pretentiousness, sarcasm, and dang long fingernails.
37. Is there anything more evil than Tickle Me Elmo? What do you think of creating a line of Crucify Me Elmos?
Well, yes—Republicanism. I think Crucify Me Elmo would be immensely entertaining and would piss off the Catholics to a lovely degree.
38. Are you a pirate? Do you do piratly things?
No, and no. I just drogle Johnny Depp in PotC.
39. Doctor, the Earth isn't responding well to the antibiotics, Its not killing the virus called humanity. Should we begin chemotherapy?
Of course!
40. WHAT'S THAT CRAWLING ON YOUR SHOULDER!?
A figment of someone’s imagination.
41. WHY?????
‘Cos someone has a weird imagination, apparently.
42. What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Forty-two, of course. The real question is, What is the actual question that is the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?