For constantly dangling in your face that I have no problem with self-indulgence, and that when I want cake, there are very few negative consequences one I have some (both literally and metaphorically).

And as far as this particular cake goes: I'm not going to really eat the cake, per se. Just... lick some of the frosting off (>.<). If you would really prefer I not eat the cake, tell me. I don't have to eat the cake... but we'd both have to explain to the cake why, because the cake rather wants to be eaten, and it doesn't really seem to mind too much about which one of us eats it.

I'm sorry. Once again, my amazing ability to Royally Fuck Things Up decides to show itself.