bloodygranuaile | (no subject)

I keep hearing my cell phone ring a few rooms away, except that it's right here next to me and it's most certainly not ringing.

WTF.

Clearly this is because you have come back in time to prevent the earth from being overrun by avocado, or some such.

Ah, yes. This explains everything.

or it could be becauuse you are simply crazy. or on crack. then again, that is essentially the same thing...