Miss Clare's Cranky-ass Style Guide

Attention anyone who uses words to attempt to communicate:

The following phrases no longer have any meaning. Please refrain from using them. If you have a point to make, please find the relevant English words with meanings that correspond to the point you are making (If you do not have a point to make, shut the fuck up.):

politically correct
politically incorrect
postmodern
edgy

And, courtesy of the New York Times, "hipster" is officially On Notice.

Thank you for your consideration.

Any other rendered-meaningless words you've run into lately?