Jun. 30th, 2003

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Lots of bad news. Some good news. Bad news wants posting. Good news... some gets posted, maybe...

Anyway.

Claudia is grounded again. She admits she deserves it, as she got in an hour and a half later than she said she would from Jacobyhousing, as really really did not want to leave and thus managed to postpone doing so for an hour or so, then walking home took an hour as was talking with Eddy muchly (and getting randomly glomped in the middle of the sidewalk).

Claudia, being grounded and therefore stuck at home with Timothy Mouse, is missing various people. She misses Beky, who has been gone for a couple of days now, and will be gone for another several weeks. She misses Chris-who-is-her-friend as he has been gone for about a week; she's not sure exactly what she did to piss him off so much, or if he's not really annoyed with her but depressed about something else, but the fact remains she hasn't had a real conversation with him in a week or two. Sigh. Claudia misses Thalia, who has been gone for a few days and is gone for the rest of the week. Claudia misses friends that have not gone anywhere but that she hasn't seen in a while, even though she talks to them on phone and/or online: she has not seen Erin since Sunday graduation weekend, and is waiting for her to call so they can phonetalk. She has not seen Ben since graduation party (Mideival Times doesn't quite count), so misses even though is talking online. She misses Ella even though she speaks with Ella online and on phone very much and even though Ella can be annoying (see previous post). Claudia has not seen Moody since last Thursday and therefore misses him as well.

Claudia especially misses Matt, even though saw Matt... oh, yesterday. But he will be gone for four weeks, which is making Claudia very not happy. (Ella pokes fun at Claudia for missing Matt... and giggles and squees and goes "That's so sweet!" and other annoying things... -.- Gah.) Oh, and four weeks from now is about time Claudia must leave for Cape Cod for a week, and Claudia doesn't know exactly when Matt coming home, but really hopes it's at least a day before she has to go, otherwise we're looking at FIVE weeks before she can see him again.

Mother-person and ickle brother Timothy Mouse get on Claudia's nerves quite a bit as well (mother-person says: "I do not get on your nerves! You get on your own nerves!" and other such things)... as do ickle friends of ickle brother who is not grounded.

On upside of life, Elvea has AIM now, even though there's a six-hour time difference. Whee! Weather is not godsawfully hot, so am not dying from lack of air conditioning.

Also, possible Happy Ending in sight for this year's bookworthy social tangle. Will not write more until I get to speak with connected peoples, which means we're looking at four (or possibly five) weeks from now. May be difficult as there is much to be written, then again, writing it out seems to be difficult as well. Will stop hedging and shut up until I decide to say something concrete.

-Claudia
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Lovely, lovely vocab list on the PPC board...

Sueage: a lexicon
HonorH
Sun Jun 29 2003 7:45:52 pm
66.58.201.166

My friends over at the BBF board helped come up with the following lexicon of Sueage:

sueage (soo' ij): 1. of or relating to Mary Sues; 2. a story with a Mary Sue in it; 3. what the author must have been drinking while writing said Mary Sue story; 4. what it feels like one has been swimming in after reading said Mary Sue story. Related terms: Raw Sueage: a Mary Sue; Reeking vat of open Sueage: FanFiction.net; Steaming pile of Sueage: any Mary Sue fic.

suewer: n. dank, dark places where Mary Sues sometimes infest. It's said in New York that they have giant Mary Sues in their suewers, because of people who flushed them down the toilet.

suewer worker: n.: A person thanked by the writer of a Mary Sue story for providing a "beta read" of said story. The "suewer worker" is at least partially to blame for the creation of the sueage, for failure to point out the sueage elements present in the story; at times, the "suewer worker" may even provide encouragement as to the self-insertion of the writer into the story.

suedonym: each Mary Sue adopts a different one. Often, they are weird, abnormal names that can be shortened down to masculine versions.

suedom: The "kingdom," or rather, contortion of canon, that is left in any Sue's wake.

suedatorium: Any place that a Sue chooses to make herself the sole focus of attention by letting off a great deal of hot air, usually by making speeches or singing modern songs.

suedocarp: A Sue's carping or bitching at canon characters, usually for the purpose of depicting them as prejudiced against females, racists/specieists, and so on.

suedomorph: a Sue with the magical ability to morph into an existing animal, such as a wolf, or a cryptozoological form, such a dragon, a unicorn, etc.

suedo-science: A Sue's explanation for why principles of physics, biology, anatomy, astronomy, etc. do not apply to her.

sueture: the ugly stitches where a Mary Sue has been spliced into canon.

suedomy: having sexual relations with a Sue

suedummy: a person, who loves Sueage stories and encourages their writers to write more More MORE.

The Kama Sue-tra: A set of sexual techniques, practices and positions which are physically impossible and/or anatomically inaccurate, but which are performed by/on Mary Sues in fics written by authors who obviously have little (if any) sexual knowledge, education, or experience.

suenomaly: A Sue that transcends everything else that there are no words to describe or snark it.

suexual: A person who is attracted to screw-writing their favorite actors/characters in public.

suenami: a tidal wave of Sueage (i.e. "FFN experienced a Suenami in the LotR section after the first movie came out.")

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Sun Jun 29 2003 11:47:28 pm
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sue-shi (or sue-she): favourite japanese-type delicacy of mini-balrogs everywhere.

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