Multitasking, thus: Meme, gacked from Brian and Erin

Redneck
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? no
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? no
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? no
4] Do you like to get dirty? Like to dance? Taking a strict denotative meaning, I guess so.
5] Do you like country music? Not anymore.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? no
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? no
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? no.
Total Yes: .5

-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes.
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: Yes.
3] Do you think about death often?: Mrr... yeah. Usually not my own, anymore.
4] Do you want to die?: Eventually; not anytime soon.
5] Are you a social outcast?: I suppose.
6] Are you pale?: *glows in the dark*
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: Not really. I'm not fond of chain stores. But they do carry my hair dye.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? YES DEFINITELY.
9] Are you mean?: That depends who you ask.
Total yes: 8

--Skater/Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: No. *falls*
2] Do you wear Vans?: No.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: How is this skater-specific? DUH.
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: I don't think so. o.O
5] Do you watch the x-games?: No.
6] Do you have any piercings?: Yes, two per ear.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? No.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: No.
9] Have you called someone a poser?: No. And if I did it'd have a "u" in it.
Total yes: 2

--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": Of course; "as" doesn't work for everything.
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch?: Aaaaaaaaaaah hell no.
3] Do you pop the collar?: No.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: No.
6] Do you watch LAGUNaBEACH?: Nooo.
7] Do you like pop music: No.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: Melissa has a little dog... that doesn't count, though.
9] Do you idolize Paris Hilton? EW NO.
Total yes : 1

--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: Yeshhhhhhhh.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: One.
4] Do You want to save the animals?: In general. They're tasty.
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: Yes, although probably unavoidable until we stop being dumb.
6] Is love essential in your life?: Not pink fluffy romance love. But generally, yes.
7] Do you smoke pot?: No.
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: Yay trippy. Yes. I guess.
9] Do you wear paisley head-bands? Ha ha paisley. No.
Total yes: 6

--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto: NO.
2] Do you wear do-rags?: No. Bandannas yes; do-rags NO.
3] Do you like hip-hop?: Only "La Tribu de Dana." Which, despite being rap, is SO not ghetto at ALL.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: No.
5] Do you believe he's alive?: No.
6] Do you like afros?: I like laughing at them...
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: No.
8] Do you like to dance? Not that definition of "dance"...
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: No.
Total yes: 0

--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: Not anymore
2] Do you wear hoodies: No.
3] Do you like soft music: Not really; it can get boring. But it really depends on how well-done the music is.
4] Do people not understand you?: Obviously. What do you want me to do, cry about it?
5] Do you write your own songs?: No.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?: Yes. How is the is an emo stereotype but not a goth stereotype?
7] Do you cut your hair?: Not if I can help it.
8] Are you lonely?: Sometimes, but being around people can be worse.
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: No, Ohio is for potatoes. Wait... that's Idaho. I don't know what Ohio is for.
Total yes: 2

--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? No
2] Do you wear flip-flops year-round?: No. Nor in the summer.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: A little. It's... bleached and dry.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: Only because I HAVE to.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: Maybe somewhere?
6] Are you tan?: *glows in the dark insistently*
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: Maybe the Saint-Malo beach, although it's not late enough.
9] Do you hate tourists?: Only dumb ones.
Total yes: 2

--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses? Yes.
2] Do you get good grades? Uhh... I don't get *bad* grades...
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? No. Sharpies go in purse.
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: Haha. No.
5] Are you on the computer often?: Yes.
6] Do you ever get picked on?: Not anymore. 'Cept for Timmy. And Ella.
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: Rarely...
8] Are you shy arond the opposite sex?: I'm shy around everyone.
9] Do you like math? Um. To an extent.
Total yes: 5

Totals:
Redneck - .5
Goth - 8
Skater/Punk - 2
Prep - 1
Hippie - 6
Gangsta - 0
Emo - 2
Surfer - 2
Geek - 5

Hippiegoth geek. Who's surprised?