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Dedicated to Lindsay for making lots of weird list-posts. I love you!
1. Getting stuck sitting next to/behind people who smell funny in class and wondering if anybody's told them that and if they're ever going to.
2. Boys who grow their hair out long but don't learn how to WASH IT, so it still doesn't look good.
3. The fact that probably almost half of the music I have on iTunes is labeled as "Alternative & Punk" but very, very little of it could be respectably classed as punk.
4. Short fat little local girls who come around the doors and ask in-debt college students if they would be interested in buying a single candy bar for five dollars, don't show us the goods, don't tell us where the money is going, and then get pissed off when we don't buy and steal the dry-erase markers from the entire res hall. Seriously, what planet do you live on?
5. The utter awkwardness of having a friend in a band and having one of his songs stuck in my head when he's around.
6. That I have fewer than three hundred songs in my iTunes library. I loseeeeeeee.
7. That I have been completely reprogrammed over the past four years to mentally respond "Conform! Consume! Obey!" to any mention of consuming/consumption/consumers/etc.
1. Getting stuck sitting next to/behind people who smell funny in class and wondering if anybody's told them that and if they're ever going to.
2. Boys who grow their hair out long but don't learn how to WASH IT, so it still doesn't look good.
3. The fact that probably almost half of the music I have on iTunes is labeled as "Alternative & Punk" but very, very little of it could be respectably classed as punk.
4. Short fat little local girls who come around the doors and ask in-debt college students if they would be interested in buying a single candy bar for five dollars, don't show us the goods, don't tell us where the money is going, and then get pissed off when we don't buy and steal the dry-erase markers from the entire res hall. Seriously, what planet do you live on?
5. The utter awkwardness of having a friend in a band and having one of his songs stuck in my head when he's around.
6. That I have fewer than three hundred songs in my iTunes library. I loseeeeeeee.
7. That I have been completely reprogrammed over the past four years to mentally respond "Conform! Consume! Obey!" to any mention of consuming/consumption/consumers/etc.
