Apparently, modern culture just cannot deal with awesomeness

I think I has new favorite athlete.

In other Olympic asshattery, there has been some kerfuffle over the Canadian women's hockey (team havin' a party after they won. OH NOEZ! LAYDEEZ DRINKIN CHAMPAGNE! TEH HORRORS! What is this world coming to, that figure skaters are acting effeminate and hockey players are acting macho? Er... wait...

(Also, apparently, there is still no women's ski jumping because the IOC doesn't realize it's not the Victorian era anymore, and they are seriously pulling out the ovary-jiggling excuse. You know, the one that's like "Men keep their reproductive organs on the outside where something bad could actually happen to them, so we'll cope with that by telling the ladies that any and all human activity will totally damage their reproductive organs, somehow, by magic, because we're annoyed that theirs get to be tucked up inside surrounded by layers of protective hip and abdomen fat." And here I thought that line of argument had been discredited as blatant projection decades ago...)