Gacked from Ella after having avoided it for a while.

[bloodygranuaile]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually dubiously claim to remember about you.

Comments

[transientangent.livejournal.com]

Remember the subversive intellectual revolution we all took over the world with? You got real pissed at me when I gave you Quebec to minister to instead of France. Sorry about that.

[angelofwhite.livejournal.com]

remember that time in France we shared a beer? well, i never told you this, but i slipped some extacy into it... don't worry!!! i didn't rape you! but you did go dancing down the street naked singing god bless america, though. would you like to see the tape i recorded of it??

[angelofwhite.livejournal.com]

Then do you remember that one time i was making you do an artsy photo shoot and that hot pirate came up and asked you if you wanted to sail away with him? it's a good thing that right then and there you lost your bandana in the chanel, forcing you to chase after it instead of the guy. if the french se depeched themselves i would have lost a wife that night i'm sure of it.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

Point taken. >.> I will email you as soon as my applications are all in, which will hopefully be by December 22, and at the very very latest will be January 3. Then we will start in earnest.

I do want to do this, especially since Paul got me a Finnish-English dictionary somehow and I want to use it's cos it's so pretty and shiny and geeky and mad hard to find.

[robotdanceforme.livejournal.com]

I remember the Cotillion last year, and you gave me Notre-Dame de Paris (with which I am still obsessed) and I kept commenting on your Jack necklace and earrings.
Can you come to the Cotillion this year? It's on Sunday, and it should be pretty spiffy. Especially if I can sit down for more than two minutes to enjoy it.
(This is Erin, if you couldn't tell. Friend me?)

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

*duly friended*

I probably can come to the Cotillion; however, whether or not I actually will depends on a number of things, such as who else is going and who of them do not have an S.O. who is going, and if I can get rides with anyone so I do not have to do any waiting, and what else needs to get accomplished that weekend, and whether or not I can handle it. In general, contra has gotten increasingly less and less fun for me and after the Rum & Onions I decided I should stop going entirely because even when they were going well they still got me very upset and depressed. I'm glad I went to the Rum & Onions but I'm not sure I'd do it again.

[robotdanceforme.livejournal.com]

I think the only person from Madison who's going is Dan. I'm going, but I'm the only one from Princeton. Brian will probably be there, and he's not connected to anyone. I'll be dancing with ritual teams and singing in addition to the social dancing, so if you're seeking amusement, you can watch me embarrass myself. ^_^

[tinuviel8994.livejournal.com]

I remember when we did that charming little two-step in Russia to "Once Upon A December..." you held me close, whispered to me about overthrowing the Tsars. I caressed your cheek, thought: why does this seem so strangely animated, and as we held each other deep in the night I thought, this scene is very inappropriate for this Disney movie.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

Talia, I <3 you.