In days of old when knights were bold
Jan. 1st, 2025 01:04 pmThe first book I finished this year (I started it a few days ago but it counts for 2025!) was Alfred, Lord Tennyson’s Idylls of the King, one of the great works of nineteenth century medievalism, a time period I unabashedly love because it feels like the first real modern invention of fantasy nerds. Except it took itself with typical Victorian dead moral seriousness (the morals were sometimes bad, but they were for sure serious) and is even now taken with dead artistic seriousness.
The copy of the Idylls that I own was acquired for a mere $5 at Brimfield, probably because the spine and slipcover are so faded. Inside, it is a really very lovely edition, with thick linen paper and deeply stamped print, and fanciful full-page line drawings of what appear to be not just the characters but specifically statues of the characters, on pedestals in little alcoves like you’d find in an old cathedral. This is one of the factors that made it a good winter break book, since I didn’t need to take it anywhere and could just go full sitting-by-the-fire cozy and be generally picturesque about it. I feel like the kinds of people who did Victorian medievalism would appreciate that.
Anyway. The Idylls are several narrative poems about different characters in and around King Arthur and his Round Table, some of whom I was already familiar with and some of them, apparently, I was not. Some of the key moments of Arthuriana are in there, such as the Quest for the Holy Grail, and the Fall of Arthur, and the winning of Guenevere. There are also a number of tales of essentially random knights of the Table, which are fun. There are a few tales of basically the tragic glories of heterosexuality, some of which are better than others. The tale of Lancelot and Elaine is effective in presaging the ruin that Lancelot and Guenevere’s adulterous love for each other will wreak on Camelot, although I am probably not the right audience to be fully bought into a story about how noble it is for a teenage girl to die of heartbreak over a guy three times her age. (Snap out of it, Elaine!) The most painful poem was the one between the heathen sorceress Vivien and famous old guy Merlin, in which Vivien tries to seduce Merlin into telling her a charm that will let her essentially bury Merlin alive but magically. Because Merlin is supposed to be wise and old and not a complete fucking idiot man who will do any fool thing the instant a pretty girl asks him to, this poem is really fucking long, as it takes an interminable time for Vivien to wear Merlin down into doing the transparently idiotic thing, so we are treated to pages and pages of painfully gender essentialist pseudo-medieval-but-actually-Victorian moral speechifying. This is the one poem that I will denounce as just straight up bad. In the rest of them, the general Victorian gender nonsense is certainly there, but also they are good poems and good stories, full of evocative imagery and daring deeds and all that good stuff, and it would be silly to expect a Victorian story about early medieval times to be about exploring today’s moral dilemmas, anyway. So all the stuff about Christianity and bloodlines and whatever is just part of the worldbuilding, and I can roll with it, even up to and including basically blaming Guenevere personally for the entire realm falling apart. But the Vivien one is just too much.
While the first couple Idylls are fun and even lighthearted (“Gareth and Lynette” is very funny and cute), as the story progresses the sense of melancholy and foreboding grow, and Tennyson’s overall take on the glories of Arthur’s rule seems to be that it was ultimately a failure. This is done very well and further makes the book an excellent choice for gloomy midwinter reading. It’s all very tragic and sad, and Tennyson never once fucks up his scansion or any of that other stuff that’s important to the actual craft of lyrical poetry, which is very impressive. It definitely makes me want to immediately run and read more Arthuriana rather than feeling like I’ve had my fill of it for now.
The copy of the Idylls that I own was acquired for a mere $5 at Brimfield, probably because the spine and slipcover are so faded. Inside, it is a really very lovely edition, with thick linen paper and deeply stamped print, and fanciful full-page line drawings of what appear to be not just the characters but specifically statues of the characters, on pedestals in little alcoves like you’d find in an old cathedral. This is one of the factors that made it a good winter break book, since I didn’t need to take it anywhere and could just go full sitting-by-the-fire cozy and be generally picturesque about it. I feel like the kinds of people who did Victorian medievalism would appreciate that.
Anyway. The Idylls are several narrative poems about different characters in and around King Arthur and his Round Table, some of whom I was already familiar with and some of them, apparently, I was not. Some of the key moments of Arthuriana are in there, such as the Quest for the Holy Grail, and the Fall of Arthur, and the winning of Guenevere. There are also a number of tales of essentially random knights of the Table, which are fun. There are a few tales of basically the tragic glories of heterosexuality, some of which are better than others. The tale of Lancelot and Elaine is effective in presaging the ruin that Lancelot and Guenevere’s adulterous love for each other will wreak on Camelot, although I am probably not the right audience to be fully bought into a story about how noble it is for a teenage girl to die of heartbreak over a guy three times her age. (Snap out of it, Elaine!) The most painful poem was the one between the heathen sorceress Vivien and famous old guy Merlin, in which Vivien tries to seduce Merlin into telling her a charm that will let her essentially bury Merlin alive but magically. Because Merlin is supposed to be wise and old and not a complete fucking idiot man who will do any fool thing the instant a pretty girl asks him to, this poem is really fucking long, as it takes an interminable time for Vivien to wear Merlin down into doing the transparently idiotic thing, so we are treated to pages and pages of painfully gender essentialist pseudo-medieval-but-actually-Victorian moral speechifying. This is the one poem that I will denounce as just straight up bad. In the rest of them, the general Victorian gender nonsense is certainly there, but also they are good poems and good stories, full of evocative imagery and daring deeds and all that good stuff, and it would be silly to expect a Victorian story about early medieval times to be about exploring today’s moral dilemmas, anyway. So all the stuff about Christianity and bloodlines and whatever is just part of the worldbuilding, and I can roll with it, even up to and including basically blaming Guenevere personally for the entire realm falling apart. But the Vivien one is just too much.
While the first couple Idylls are fun and even lighthearted (“Gareth and Lynette” is very funny and cute), as the story progresses the sense of melancholy and foreboding grow, and Tennyson’s overall take on the glories of Arthur’s rule seems to be that it was ultimately a failure. This is done very well and further makes the book an excellent choice for gloomy midwinter reading. It’s all very tragic and sad, and Tennyson never once fucks up his scansion or any of that other stuff that’s important to the actual craft of lyrical poetry, which is very impressive. It definitely makes me want to immediately run and read more Arthuriana rather than feeling like I’ve had my fill of it for now.