From Elvea

[bloodygranuaile]

1) Cthulhu appears on your doorstep, proclaiming death and destruction. What would you do?

Get its autograph. Other than that, I don't think I can do anything. Just take my 200d6 sanity damage.

2) If you could ask JRR the Great any one question, what would it be?

What do you think of PJ's movies?

3) What's your opinion on birth control and aborting pregnancies, and why?

Birth control should be covered under insurance plans, especially ones that cover the cost of Viagra. Not teaching kids about it, or banning its use, or making it hard to come by, is detrimental to everyone. You can't stop people having sex, although you should definitely teach them to not be stupid about it.

Abortion is a terrible thing to do to oneself and if you're at that point then something else has already gone radically wrong. We should definitely be attempting to reduce the number of abortions, and thankfully they're dropping. However, there is a vast difference between that and putting bans and restrictions on them, which just puts more people in danger. It's not the politician's decision, not a religous faction's decision, not the girl's parents decision. Raise your kids to be responsible, raise your girls to respect themselves and your boys to respect girls, and the problem gets solved that way.

4) You love certain languages, and others make your ears bleed. If you could choose one language and make it disappear entirely, for ever, which language would you choose? Why?

Japanese. I'm just sick of Japan-mania. And of people of no linguistic bent wanting to learn this shrill language because anime chicks are really hot. >.< I don't think I'd dislike it that much if it were just sort of left alone to be a language, though, 'cos while it's not that pretty it's not that terrible either. I don't think there are any languages that make my ears bleed purely for sound.

5) 1 squared + 1 = ?

Two. Although now I'm all paranoid that I got that wrong.

Comments

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, no, you got #5 right. My math teacher once wrote it down on the blackboard, and answered '1', at which point I raised my hand and said 'Isn't one and one supposed to be two, sir?' which was all very embarrassing to him. It was great, especially since I really don't like the guy. You talking of math teachers reminded me of that, so I decided to throw it in. XD

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

^.^

[transientangent.livejournal.com]

It depends if other recreational protection is included in the insurance plan. It should count as recreational, just as a sports injury or whatever might be covered.

Does your insurance plan cover injuries received during sex?
"OW MY [body part]!"

[juxtozyest.livejournal.com]

Whichlaungauge would I blast off of the face of the earth, I'm neutral on most asian languages, hindi and punjabi are amusing to listen to, I don't hate english enough, all european languages rock (french, Spanish, Italian, German, Gaelic, portugese, etc...) hmm so yeah I dunno, beats the crap out of me. Maybe dutch for lack ofanything else, and it's a bitch to try to pronounce.

[transientangent.livejournal.com]

noooooooo not Dutch :(
I like Dutch
It's like the bastard child of english and german