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[bloodygranuaile]

Everything is more fun if I talk about it with my mother. Including editing these freaking supplementary college essays. I've decided if I never learn how to develop a plot properly, I'll just publish a book of dippy aphorisms culled from conversations with my mother. Or else I'll write a book with a crappy plot but put in a character whose sole role is to spout dippy aphorisms in order to distract the reader from the lack of plotness, a la Oscar Wilde (except that his plots weren't crappy).

Nothing beats my 5-minute synopsis of Beowulf, though. I wish I had that on tape.

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[angelofwhite.livejournal.com]

i luvs you!!!


oh, and what was in that drink in france? beer and tacilla?

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

Yep. Tequila-flavored beer. Ew.

I still have the can. >.>

[elladarcy.livejournal.com]

What exactly IS an aphorism? It's been on my last few english tests and I still don't know what it is.

[fachidiot.livejournal.com]

ahahha. by breheny's definition "your mom" is probably an aphorism.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

It's a pretentious synonym for "proverb," except it doesn't have to be well-known. So it's like... any saying that *wants* to be a proverb.