For my own reference

[bloodygranuaile]

Because there would be trouble if I forgot any of this.

Keen gets my firstborn child.
James gets my secondborn child.
Jon gets my thirdborn child.
Tony gets my fourthborn child.

I am still in possession of 100% of my own soul.
Nobody has rights on my corpse when I die.

Comments

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Wow, you gotta go through four pregnancies before you get to keep any of 'em? That sucks.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll have quintuplets.

[icanwritewords.livejournal.com]

No, but you'll be dead, so we can take what liberties we wish.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

All of a sudden I feel it is very important to bequeath my corpse to somebody immediately just to keep it away from you.

[icanwritewords.livejournal.com]

<3

[acursed-lemon.livejournal.com]

I find the concept of you having children very far beyond the reaches of my imagination.

Though I still wonder, who's the father?

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

That I don't know yet. I may have difficulty finding a guy who won't mind me giving away his first four children.

[acursed-lemon.livejournal.com]

Do you honestly think it'd be hard to find a guy who'd be willing to have sex without worrying about having to support a child in the future?

C'mon now, wake up.

Haha.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

Idunno. Once people have children, most of them tend to not want them to be eaten. Which is what's going to happen to them.