some quotes from the week

[bloodygranuaile]

KEEN: Oh, the Spice Girls taught so many boys my age how to masturbate...

DUK, TASHA, HANNAH, AGNES: (repeated line) (to Jon) Worst Eagle Scout ever!!

HardLuckNinja (11:37:50 PM): It's somewhere under my necromancer's spellbook and incest message board.

DYLAN: Keen! Get naked.

This last one is only funny if you hang around Keen and Dylan a lot. In which case, you will know that this was the most beautiful moment ever.

I remember there being better ones (not better than the last one, if you're in the right circles... or wrong ones, as the case may be), but I can't remember them.

As a sidenote, I love living with people who love vaguely misogynistic stand-up as much as I do.

Comments

[jovialzetetic.livejournal.com]

what about "They're filled with bubble gum, not semen!"

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

I knew I'd forgotten something important!

Thank you so much ^.^

[rhinoceraptor.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!! Yes yes... the blowpops that sound so close to blowjobs... "Hey! I'm selling blowpops for 50 cents! I bought one for myself!" HAHA

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

We should just start referring to them as "blowthings" and see what sort of looks we get from people.

[elladarcy.livejournal.com]

...I want to hang out with your friends.

I must visit.

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

My friends are kind of amazing, yeah. ^_^