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During the House party (by which I mean five people watching House, MD):

METAL ADAM: Is that a dental dam?
JON: It's ORIGAMI PAPER!

House is pretty awesome, btw, even though medical stuff makes me very squeamish unless it's happening to me. Apparently I can watch people getting shot all day, but stick a needle in someone's eyeball and I go crawling under the couch.
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METAL ADAM: I like balls better than I like metal...

Context is not forthcoming 'cos it'd be less funny.

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In other news, Sneaky Pete and I won the Aliens & Others trivia contest. Go us.
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KEEN: Clare's not a ninja, she's an A-rab!

(Context: Clare wears scarves. All day, every day.)
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KEEN: Oh, the Spice Girls taught so many boys my age how to masturbate...

DUK, TASHA, HANNAH, AGNES: (repeated line) (to Jon) Worst Eagle Scout ever!!

HardLuckNinja (11:37:50 PM): It's somewhere under my necromancer's spellbook and incest message board.

DYLAN: Keen! Get naked.

This last one is only funny if you hang around Keen and Dylan a lot. In which case, you will know that this was the most beautiful moment ever.

I remember there being better ones (not better than the last one, if you're in the right circles... or wrong ones, as the case may be), but I can't remember them.

As a sidenote, I love living with people who love vaguely misogynistic stand-up as much as I do.

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