Tinuviel8994 (11:25:40 PM): Matt...is...EVIL.

[bloodygranuaile]

For once, my AIM logging system likes me. It stayed on through last nights conversations, in which Matt proved he is an evil heartless bastard several times over.


Tinuviel8994 (11:18:39 PM): I hate Matt. he's EVIL.
AkashaReincarnat (11:18:47 PM): What'd he do?
Tinuviel8994 (11:19:02 PM): he sent me this EVIL website!!!
Tinuviel8994 (11:19:05 PM): it's EVIL!
AkashaReincarnat (11:19:15 PM): How evil?
AkashaReincarnat (11:20:01 PM): ...or do I not want to ask?
Tinuviel8994 signed off at 11:20:24 PM.


AstralCataclysm (11:18:09 PM): Tormenting Thalia because she sent me to zombo.com
AstralCataclysm (11:18:19 PM): I sent her somewhere much worse.
AkashaReincarnat (11:18:25 PM): ^o^
AkashaReincarnat (11:18:30 PM): Dare I ask where?
AstralCataclysm (11:18:53 PM): No matter what you do, never go to www.feetman.com
AkashaReincarnat (11:19:06 PM): Tinuviel8994 (11:18:39 PM): I hate Matt. he's EVIL.
AkashaReincarnat (11:19:08 PM): I won't.
AkashaReincarnat (11:19:40 PM): *hugs* You're amusing.
AstralCataclysm (11:20:35 PM): I'm sorry. I killed her.
AkashaReincarnat (11:20:52 PM): Bad Matt.


Tinuviel8994 (11:25:36 PM): *twitch*
Tinuviel8994 (11:25:40 PM): Matt...is...EVIL.
AkashaReincarnat (11:25:45 PM): You okay? Matt said he killed you.
AkashaReincarnat (11:25:53 PM): Yes, he's very evil. The child writes in Grelvish.
Tinuviel8994 (11:25:55 PM): he...DID.
Tinuviel8994 (11:26:04 PM): Grelvish? is that Grey Company Elvish?
AkashaReincarnat (11:26:15 PM): Yes.
Tinuviel8994 (11:26:29 PM): ...EVIL.
AkashaReincarnat (11:26:37 PM): Very.
Tinuviel8994 (11:26:41 PM): I didn't know that it was bad and wrong until awhile ago.
AkashaReincarnat (11:26:58 PM): Can you explain why he's so evil? He told me he sent you a link, but didn't explain further.
Tinuviel8994 (11:27:39 PM): well...he sent me a site that makes all these bouncing windows sing 'you are an idiot' and you can't close them and your computer shuts down.
AkashaReincarnat (11:28:21 PM): Nyeh. That is somewhat evil...
Tinuviel8994 (11:28:53 PM): and the singing voices singing...
Tinuviel8994 (11:28:55 PM): *twitch*
AkashaReincarnat (11:29:25 PM): On my comp, ctrl+alt+delete can get you to close it without closing everything else...
Tinuviel8994 (11:30:26 PM): It didn't work for me.
Tinuviel8994 (11:30:28 PM): *shrugs*
AkashaReincarnat (11:30:50 PM): Ah, I dunno. But that was fairly evil of him.
AkashaReincarnat (11:31:15 PM): Mebbe we should shoot him. Except then we wouldn't get to go shopping.
Tinuviel8994 (11:31:31 PM): XD And no more black vinyl
AkashaReincarnat (11:31:58 PM): Yeah. We're leaving him alive, then.
Tinuviel8994 (11:32:19 PM): Tee hee. You're very convincing ;-)
AkashaReincarnat (11:33:02 PM): ^_^
AkashaReincarnat (11:33:03 PM): Thanks
Tinuviel8994 (11:33:10 PM): *g*

And the Grelvish reference is from another instance of him being extremely evil, which has been adressed on my last post, except then we found out he wasn't serious. Gah.

Rampage Tonberry (11:10:09 PM): ehh... damnit. matt's worrying me again
Rampage Tonberry (11:10:34 PM): AstralCataclysm: I have returned once again, my lady. -in replacement of 'hello'
AkashaReincarnat (11:10:55 PM): Ee.
Rampage Tonberry (11:11:08 PM): hai. ee.
AkashaReincarnat (11:11:40 PM): *sigh* See, that wouldn't be that bad if it was his customary way of greeting people. But it's not.
Rampage Tonberry (11:11:57 PM): exactly
AkashaReincarnat (11:16:44 PM): Uy. *hugs*
Rampage Tonberry (11:16:57 PM): *hugs back*


Rampage Tonberry (11:24:18 PM): you wouldn't happen to have a crossbow would you?
AkashaReincarnat (11:24:30 PM): No, why?
Rampage Tonberry (11:24:45 PM): either myself or matt or both should be shot.
AkashaReincarnat (11:25:05 PM): Erm. Could you explain that a little more?
Rampage Tonberry (11:25:20 PM): no, thats about what i know
Rampage Tonberry (11:25:21 PM): lol
AkashaReincarnat (11:26:10 PM): So all you know is that one of you or both of you should be shot, but don't know why?
Rampage Tonberry (11:26:39 PM): i only have a sense of why
AkashaReincarnat (11:27:09 PM): can you explain that?
Rampage Tonberry (11:28:10 PM): he actually seems amused at having bothered me with everything... when he gets obsessive we stop talking... its bad all around.
Rampage Tonberry (11:28:23 PM): so if one or the other was shot, no problem anymore
AkashaReincarnat (11:30:23 PM): Eep. I see.
Rampage Tonberry (11:31:40 PM): oh yeah, the part you missed in the elvish/
Rampage Tonberry (11:31:53 PM): AstralCataclysm: I garbled that together, basically "until death and beyond"
Rampage Tonberry (11:32:03 PM): AstralCataclysm: then there was another line which said: I'm going to sleep.
AkashaReincarnat (11:32:46 PM): 'Twasn't Elvish, actually. But whatever.
AkashaReincarnat (11:32:55 PM): It said "I'm going to sleep"? Odd...
Rampage Tonberry (11:32:56 PM): close enough
Rampage Tonberry (11:32:59 PM): yeah
Rampage Tonberry (11:33:00 PM): lol
Rampage Tonberry (11:33:18 PM): AstralCataclysm: I couldn't come up with what I wanted to say, so I gave up and severely disturbed you instead.
AkashaReincarnat (11:33:45 PM): That's very evil of him.
Rampage Tonberry (11:34:30 PM): yeah. oh yeah. i'm thinking true evil, maybe lawful evil if he's lucky
AkashaReincarnat (11:34:59 PM): Hehehe.
Rampage Tonberry (11:39:44 PM): AstralCataclysm: I couldn't come up with what I wanted to say, so I gave up and severely disturbed you instead.
Rampage Tonberry: what did you want it to say/
AstralCataclysm: don't remember. But thoroughly enjoyed leaving that message, so...
AstralCataclysm: My reaction to you being bothered by this is equivalent to "haha, I distracted you"
Rampage Tonberry: you're lucky that you're a few blocks away and its late and dark.
AstralCataclysm: *gets kicked in the groin, doused with kerosene, and lit on fire*
Rampage Tonberry: well, not exactly, but would sufice.
AstralCataclysm: *hands you a box of matches*
Rampage Tonberry: claudia, unfortunatley, does not have a crossbow i can borrow...
AkashaReincarnat (11:46:53 PM): Hehe. Matt just sent me that same thing...
Rampage Tonberry (11:47:01 PM): lol


AstralCataclysm (11:39:06 PM): I think I am and was bothering Eddy. especially since I am amused by her reactions.
AkashaReincarnat (11:39:26 PM): What, to the Grelvish paragraph? SHe made me translate.
AkashaReincarnat (11:39:32 PM): I HATE Grelvish.
AstralCataclysm (11:40:00 PM): I recommended she have you do it because it would be amusing for you to react to it.
AstralCataclysm (11:40:33 PM): I apologized when I left the message to whomever was unfortunate enough to have to translate it...
AkashaReincarnat (11:40:50 PM): She reacted to the actual content. (She was not happy. You are a bad child for screwing with her head like that; you made her think she was screwing with yours).
AkashaReincarnat (11:41:01 PM): I reacted to the fact that Grelvish makes no sense.
AkashaReincarnat (11:41:45 PM): And wrote an LJ rant on the senselessness of using "amin".
AstralCataclysm (11:41:56 PM): I was only a few degrees away from being serious, and those were spanned by the fact that it was amusing.
AkashaReincarnat (11:43:11 PM): What, Grelvish is amusing? Or screwing with people's heads?
AstralCataclysm (11:43:40 PM): screwing with her head. Grelvish was just available.
AkashaReincarnat (11:44:19 PM): Next time, please send me what you want to say in English, and the Grelvish, so I can Sindarize it. Otherwise, I get very angry.
AkashaReincarnat (11:44:25 PM): Grelvish is EVIL.
AkashaReincarnat (11:44:31 PM): So are you, btw. You're being v. mean to Eddy.
AstralCataclysm (11:44:57 PM): I the moment, I have no reason to remotely disagree.
AstralCataclysm (11:45:10 PM): I am an evil heartless bastard, and am enjoying.
AkashaReincarnat (11:45:17 PM): *hugs* I love you.
AkashaReincarnat (11:45:28 PM): You definitely are.
AstralCataclysm (11:45:34 PM): the more reason to give someone a weapon to kill me with.
AstralCataclysm (11:45:48 PM): Rampage Tonberry (11:36:46 PM): you're lucky that you're a few blocks away and its late and dark.
AstralCataclysm (11:37:13 PM): *gets kicked in the groin, doused with kerosene, and lit on fire*
Rampage Tonberry (11:38:00 PM): well, not exactly, but would sufice.
AstralCataclysm (11:38:10 PM): *hands you a box of matches*
Rampage Tonberry (11:38:15 PM): claudia, unfortunatley, does not have a crossbow i can borrow...
AkashaReincarnat (11:46:07 PM): *sigh* yes, we should probably kill you. However, things would be much less entertaining.

Well, I highly doubt anyone can follow much of that. Suffice to say that Matt should suffer multiple gory deaths, but won't, for the following reasons:

1. AkashaReincarnat (11:31:15 PM): Mebbe we should shoot him. Except then we wouldn't get to go shopping.
Tinuviel8994 (11:31:31 PM): XD And no more black vinyl

2. Rampage Tonberry: claudia, unfortunatley, does not have a crossbow i can borrow... (For the third time.)

3. Rampage Tonberry: you're lucky that you're a few blocks away and its late and dark.

4. AkashaReincarnat (11:31:45 PM): Consensus says you should probably be shot. Except that wouldn't be any fun.
AkashaReincarnat (11:33:33 PM): Except then we don't get to go shopping, and Talia doesn't get to ever meet you. So we're leaving you alive. Be thankful.

5. AstralCataclysm (11:33:56 PM): Tinuviel8994 (11:25:55 PM): *Narrows eyes* Sadist.
AstralCataclysm (11:30:58 PM): *hands over a 9mm Baretta and dares you to shoot*
Tinuviel8994 (11:31:21 PM): :P Hee. I'm a pacifist of sorts. No weapons
Tinuviel8994 (11:31:41 PM): plus I'd probably shoot myself and/or any innocent bystanders within a forty mile range

I think I've gone and changed all necessary names to Net tags... but yeek, evil evil Matt. *hugs*

In other news, happy birthday to my brother, and to Al's Waiter.

~Claudia

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On a random thought... I have a book that tells how to make crossbows... (and trebuchets and other cool things too...) hehehe *laughs meniachly* *laughs at his own laughing*

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