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 I reread Gideon the Ninth and it is even funnier and more extra the second time around. I love these disaster queer space goths more than I have loved any fictional characters in ages. I laughed, I cried, I did pushup breaks between chapters and named my biceps Gideon. I am going to read everything Tamsyn Muir has ever written this year, and next year I am going to read it all again before Alecto the Ninth comes out. 

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 It is always dreadfully difficult to review Edward Gorey books, because it’s not always possible to figure out what’s actually going on in them, and it doesn’t get any easier the second time around. The Other Statue is just as bafflingly delightful as it was the first time I read it. 
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In September there was a day that, probably coincidentally but maybe not, was a big publishing day for YA by trans and non-binary authors, and my social media feeds were flooded with them, in one memorable case all arranged by cover color theme in a rainbow. I remember that particular display because I remember, skulking gothically all the way at the purple end, a matte black book with lavender-silver foiled lettering and some vaguely occultish-looking drawing on the front, titled THE SCAPEGRACERS. I had not been in a very YA mood lately but I also have been around publishing for long enough to know that people work very hard on book covers and you absolutely should judge them, so I clicked through, surmised that it was supposed to be sort of like The Craft but gayer, and decided that I had to read it ASAP, given this year’s rules for fiction reads. I admit I had some apprehensions because the author is like 22 and I am not ready for the zoomers to be publishing—they are too powerful already—but there are a limited number of books about socially inept queer goth girls with magic powers, and I had already read the other two earlier this year. So I borrowed THE SCAPEGRACERS as soon as I could.
 
THE SCAPEGRACERS takes place over one intensely action-packed week in the life of one Sideways Pike, a pile of insecurities and trauma in a leather jacket, who until this week had mostly skulked around the school being friendless in the tradition of YA protagonists--although in Sideways’ case it is because she is deliberately scary and weird and an actual witch, not because she is a quiet mousy Book Girl who the narration is convinced is sweet despite being a condescending ass to everyone (Sideways’ narration dunks on this trope pretty hard, in fact, because Sideways has a modicum of self-awareness). (As someone who moved from mousy to goth basically because it was easier than learning real social skills, I loved this.) Sideways is also extremely gay; she is known as the school’s resident lesbian while the town’s other queer girls are quietly figuring themselves out, and her narration contains a sustained intensity of Feelings About Girls that is very endearing but also definitely trips my “how do allo people live, this sounds exhausting” cranky ace wiring. Sideways lives with her two dads (actually her uncle and his partner) who run an antique shop in a house full of gothy nonsense, which is insanely adorable. 
 
Our plot kicks off when Sideways is invited to do magic at a Halloween party hosted by the three most popular girls in school. The magic works surprisingly well, until it is rudely interrupted for mysterious reasons, and then things start getting weird, even by the standards of Sideways Pike’s life. The ensuing plot involves such rollicking shenanigans as getting kidnapped by terrible religious zealots, daringly escaping from said terrible religious zealots, breaking and entering into a magical book dealer’s to look for magical books, reluctantly befriending a disembodied demon type thing that talks like a 1950’s news anchor, another outrageous party with magic that goes uncontrollably awry, and Sideways making an absolute fool of herself over a mysterious hot girl that goes to the other high school. Since it all takes place in early October, it’s got extra Halloween vibes on top of everything else, which is extremely rad.
 
But the main plot point, the thing that carries the book, is that SIDEWAYS FINALLY MAKES FRIENDS, a thing she is singularly bad at. Sideways’ attempts to Not Fuck Up friend-having are very funny and should be relatable to any undersocialized disaster queer. Despite the extremely short timeframe, this book doesn’t take the tack that teenage girl friendships are fake or shallow just because they are highly volatile; rather, they are extremely intense, and that intensity gets across very well. The popular girls here--Daisy, Jing, and Yates--are also all really entertaining characters. Daisy is the mean one, not in the catty way that “most popular cheerleader” characters are often portrayed, but just openly, over-the-top casually bloodthirsty in a way that probably would have had people concerned that she’d be the next school shooter if she were a guy. I found her hilarious. Jing is slightly more normal and Yates is actually nice, which sometimes makes her the odd one out. 
 
One thing that sort of jumped out at me and made me feel very old is that there’s a lot of casual physical affection among the friends, not just hugs but also things like impromptu piggyback rides and piling on people because it is amusing to squish them until they can’t breathe. I had to stop and think a minute and be like “Were we that touchy-feely as younguns?” and the answer is absolutely yes, I had just completely forgotten when I grew out of it. (I’m not really sure how, given that I had a number of friends over the years who were dudes between 1.5x and twice my body weight, and in the social circles where I was one of the smaller people, I was therefore the most hilarious to sit on.) Anyway, I’m old, and several months of the “stay six feet away from everybody at all times” thing appears to have sunk into my limbic system and made me even more uncomfortable getting anywhere near other humans (except, oddly enough, in big crowds, which feel nice and normal), so all this entirely normal behavior--which, objectively speaking, is probably the least weird stuff in the book--struck me as strange and confusing.
 
Like with any good YA book I could probably spend a lot of time discussing what it says, both implicitly and explicitly, about identity and finding your place in the world and the way you present yourself to the world, but instead I’m going to keep it brief and just say: I have never read a YA book that is so unapologetically long-winded about the joys of feeling goth as fuck, like there is an entire page about the magical potential of surrounding yourself with gigantic-ass Hammer Horror movie type candles, and Sideways’ relationship to her leather jacket is practically talismanic, which I find very relatable. 
 
This is certainly one of my favorite reads of the year, up there with the Locked Tomb series, and for very similar reasons--extremely funny and dramatic; lots of excellent female characters; representation of self-conscious goth girls with poor social sense makes me feel Seen--and I will for sure be grabbing a copy of The Scratch Daughters as soon as it is published next year.
 
 
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For some reason, even though baby bat me read a lot of Anne Rice and a lot of other weird vampire nonsense, I never got around to checking out the other big name in disturbing and sexually explicit New Orleans-based horror with vampires in, Poppy Z. Brite. Possibly Anne Rice was just Enough and I didn’t need any more of that very specific brand of wacky at the time. Possibly there are just too many vampires books for me to read them all.
 
Anyway, I more recently picked up a copy of Brite’s short story collection Wormwood, and figured this October would be a good time to read it, even though it is not technically a vampire novel and I am running out of time to read my annual October vampire novel. But Brite is most famous for his vampire novels, so I feel like it sort of counts.
 
Wormwood does not actually have any vampire stories in it at all, which surprised me a little, but it does have plenty of ghosts and zombies and other monsters and some general unexplained supernatural shenanigans, plus at least one instance of what appears to just be very bad drugs and not anything supernatural at all. 
 
Another thing the book does not really have any of is female characters; there are a number of vessels for assorted horror-y happenings concerning the female reproductive system, but none of them have anything I would consider characterization, and half of them are already corpses or statues or whatnot by the time they appear on the page. The closest thing to a female character is probably Rosalie from The Sixth Sentinel, which for a brief shining moment I thought was going to be a story about an asexual goth, but which is instead, structurally, an abstinence-only story (albeit much better than any of the horror stories that actual evangelicals can cook up)--don’t have teen sex or your daddy will shoot your boyfriend and go to jail, and you’ll get pregnant, be forced to have an abortion, run away to an abusive relationship, and wind up an alcoholic stripper in a shabby one-bedroom in New Orleans until you’re murdered by a horny ghost! It’s actually a very good story; I found it quite funny. Anyway, while a lack of female characters defined in any way outside of sexual body horror is a longstanding problem in the horror genre, I’m not one of those people who finds that type of horror inherently misogynistic, because reproduction actually is terrifying! It’s just the character writing that sucks. The horror bits are fantastic. 
 
The character writing is very good for all of the gay dudes that populate most of the stories and is, uh, deeply obnoxious for the straight dudes who are the viewpoint characters in a handful of them, which I cannot necessarily say is bad character writing. Short story characters aren’t always the most deeply drawn and it can be tough to both get a sense of the characters themselves and have whoever is viewpoint-ing remain cipher-y enough to make a nice easy vehicle for the story in just a couple of pages. Some of the stories take the easy route, where the narrator is the most normal person in this particular band of junkie goth musicians or whatever and is largely observing everyone, such as in A Georgia Story; in other, more impressive stories--the ones that have become more famous, I gather--the narrator is also completely batshit, like Howard in His Mouth Will Taste of Wormwood (although I do relate to the feeling of doing something that is supposed to be terribly exciting and being like “That’s it? We’re having fun now?” and this is why I rarely go to concerts), or The Sixth Sentinel’s aforementioned horny ghost. 
 
Most of these stories were written in the late eighties or the nineties and there is often something very nineties about them, which in some cases makes them more creepy, although in other cases the language is a bit dated. They have a bit of that late-twentieth-century ennui about them sometimes, with characters who have fallen through the cracks of the end-of-history prosperity but who still seem to have plenty of time to wander aimlessly around the ungentrified squalor of cheap, rundown cities. Most of them take place in New Orleans but there is one very memorable story that takes place in New York city, which opens with a viscerally terrifying account of getting lost in the Port Authority, which is simultaneously actually hilarious given the overwrought, otherworldly language used. Like, damn, someone really fucking hates the Port Authority, and I do not blame them at all. (On the other hand, the story that takes place in Calcutta mostly just highlights the fact that we did not have sensitivity readers in 1991.) There’s also a lot of stuff that’s a bit cliche for early Goth media--lots of humorously unimpressed references to Goths, lots of characters who are struggling artists and musicians with substance abuse issues, lots of extremely gross-sounding cocktails--but it’s fun, the Classic Goth Author vibes come through real strong. 
 
Anyway, do you like fucked-up gross shit and think it is extremely funny? Do you want to be both disturbed and amused at the same time this Halloween? Then I have got a short story collection for you! 
 
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Partly in an attempt to boost my Goodreads numbers by reading short things but also because several people said they were really, really good, I have started in on the sequels to Seanan McGuire’s Every Heart a Doorway. This weekend I finally got in the ebook for the second installment, Down Among the Sticks and Bones, the story of twin girls Jacqueline and Jillian and the Hammer Horror universe they wandered into. 


While this book was not strictly about Goths it was certainly extremely Goth, possibly even more Goth than the last one. The twins’ home life is freaking creepy, for starters, and the emotionally sterile environment has done a number on both of them psychologically by the time they, at 12 years old, stumble into the Moors. Due to some creepy pact, one of them has to go with the vampire that rules over most of the Moors and the other has to go with the mad scientist that lives in a windmill at the edge of the village. Surprising everyone except themselves, Jillian, the one who had been forced into the role of the tomboy at an early age, elects to go with the Master and become a waiflike vampire princess, and Jacqueline, who had been forced into the role of the quiet and obedient girly-girl, ditches her frilly dresses and goes off with the good doctor to become a mad scientist’s apprentice, wear pants, and become a lesbian. Despite my own fondness for long dresses and vampirism, it is clear to me that Jack is the sensible one and Jillian is stone cold insane. 


The story is at every turn atmospherically weird and creepy and unsettling, and it contains a lot of wonderfully unsettling exploration of how expectations shape people. In that, in the complex webs of submission and rebellion, of expectation and reaction, of love and predation, of allure and revulsion, it becomes an extremely Gothic story in the most classical sense. There are even two tall dark and brooding houses, one for each twin. My only regret about having zipped through this in one evening--mostly in the bath, because obviously--is that I can now no longer read it for the first time, I can only reread it and I don’t know if that’ll be as much fun. Otherwise, it was basically a perfect little devil’s food cupcake of a novella. 


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In an act of supreme generosity, my friends, whomst I have been most shamefully blowing off pretty much since lockdown began because I can only handle so many Zoom calls and also my ability to people has worn away, kept me in the rotation for the now rather battered ARC of Tamsyn Muir’s Harrow the Ninth, the sequel to my new favorite novel in the history of absolutely ever, Gideon the Ninth. I have been having severe trouble focusing on fiction during this pandemicpocalypse but if anything was going to get me to actually pay attention to a fiction, it would be the dysfunctional goth lesbian space nuns of Drearburh, repressed nerd necromancer Harrowhark Nonagesimus and her dumb jock cavalier Gideon Nav. 
 
I was a little disappointed but, given the ending of the last one, not entirely surprised that Gideon is not there for most of the first *mumblemumble* of the book, but it’s OK because we spend that time getting to know Harrow a bit better, and Harrow is also a hilarious character, if in a bitchier and more antisocial sort of way than Gideon, which is perfectly fine with me. The book is not written from Harrow’s point of view, although we certainly get inside her head a lot; rather, the book alternates between third person omniscient and second person, where an unnamed narrator is explaining to Harrow all the shit she’s gotten up to in the months before the Emperor’s murder. That’s not a spoiler; it’s how time is marked in the chapter titles. 
 
I’m honestly not even really sure where to start reviewing because the structure of Harrow is deliberately confusing; it’s one of those jigsaw-puzzle-like books where you keep reading in part due to the tantalizing possibility of getting to the part where you understand what’s going on. I personally love this sort of thing; the narrative tension it provides is much more my style than, say, romantic or sexual tension, of which this book also has a good deal of but mostly just for seasoning; it doesn’t really constitute a subplot and it doesn’t ever do anything so boring and conventional as get resolved. Harrow is a deeply prudish character (which, relatable) in addition to literally being a nun so all instances of sexual tension (in many cases it’s not even attraction, just tension, due to everybody being very tense) are wrapped in several layers of distaste, either from Harrow (who hates everybody and describes them all in very unattractive terms) or from everybody else (Harrow is horrendously in love with A CORPSE, literally a dead body, who is referred to throughout the book explicitly as “the Body”). For a book whose back cover text reads “The necromancers are back, and they’re gayer than ever,” not very much actually happens on that front, except at one very drunk dinner party that Harrow flees as soon as she’s allowed to. This is not a complaint; if anything, this is perhaps the only book series I’ve ever read that rings true to my real-life experience, where everyone is queer but I have absolutely no idea what, if anything, anyone is up to at any particular time because it has nothing to do with me and at this point most people don’t even try to talk to me about it, both because I am also a deeply prudish character and because there is always other stuff to do instead, although at least in my case it usually doesn’t involve reanimated skeletons. (On the other hand, a lack of nonbinary characters is beginning to be something that significantly messes with my suspension of disbelief, and if I have one request for Alecto it would be that.) Anyway, I love a book that forgoes the obligatory romantic subplot in favor of just a lot of people avoiding dealing with their very complex feelings and blowing things up instead. 
 
I meant to be dithering about structure there but ended up dithering about feelings, but I’m going to keep it, because I think that’s actually why the book is the way it is. It mirrors the stuff that is going on in Harrow’s brain, which is extremely messed up, due to lots of traumatic shit happening but also for magical reasons. Harrow’s general personality is already geared toward a pretty hardcore, disordered sort of asceticism--foregoing sleep to hyperfocus on studying, unable to bear the stimulation of food or drink (with one very memorable exception), uncomfortable being seen in any way other than completely covered, including her face (also relatable, although I just wear a full face of people makeup every day and not skull makeup, because I am a coward)--and there are times where she just Harrows herself into total dysfunction and you don’t find out about it until later. It’s fantastic. One downside is that it seems to have kicked up something ascetic and Catholic deep in my psyche and I have been in a weird mood since Sunday, but that’s probably also quarantine-related.
 
While Harrow is not quite as much of sentient pile of memes as Gideon, she still has her moments, as does...well, everyone else. In fact, two out of the three jokes that made me nearly throw the book off the balcony were made by God, the King Undying, whose real name is apparently John. One of the main features of this installation of necromantic nonsense is the appearance of a lot of high-ranking religious figures, as Harrow and Ianthe Tridentarius have ascended (or mostly ascended) to Lyctorhood, putting them in the legendary ranks themselves if they can survive more than a few months. Most of the book’s action takes place trapped in God’s enormous, eclectically decorated safe house/space station, and the only people around Harrow and Ianthe are God and three of the ancient and terrifying Lyctors, all of whom are just absolute bastards. Augustine, the Saint of Patience, is my favorite, because his entire personality consists of using flippancy as a coping mechanism. Mercymorn, the Saint of Joy, is also a delightful character, in that she is a hypercritical, waspish bitch who really wants nothing more than for Harrow to die already and get out of her hair. Ortus mostly just keeps trying to murder Harrow, which makes for some very gory action scenes, so no complaints from me.
 
There’s another Ortus, who was a minor entertaining character in the first book but is back as a much more substantial and extremely entertaining character in this one. He has one personality trait, which is being a Poetry Guy, which could have been annoying if the book treated this as being in any way deep or admirable, but mostly the book treats it as being entirely insufferable, which is good and correct. Honestly, if you are in any way a cranky or judgmental person, there’s just too much shit in this series that is so immensely satisfying. At one point someone is eulogized with a line like “She never said an unkind word, unless it was extremely funny,” which is certainly not a good description of me but is definitely a good description of some of the people I count as the kindest and most generous-hearted folks in my life, because anyone that can’t at make a decent mean joke when it’s warranted just isn’t going to be someone who stays in my life very long. These books are definitely for people who need to make that caveat even for the nicest people we know. Harrow is basically the triple-distilled form of my worst, most impatient self when I am trying to do shit and people are in my way (a thing that I’m struggling with a lot during quarantine especially) and I, at least, find reading her to be extremely indulgent in ways that probably don’t say flattering things about me.
 
The proper publication date for this book is August 4, which I am setting as now the date by which I need to konmari my book collection, so I can reward myself by buying hard copies of both Gideon and Harrow and rereading them and also just keeping them on the shelf where they can spark dumb, dysfunctional goth jock joy every time I see them.
 
 
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 Occasionally people will talk about a book and it won't catch my interest too much because they are leaving out a key piece of information, and then when I get that key piece of information, the thing shoots up a million spots on my To Be Read list.
 
Such a book was Tamsyn Muir's Gideon the Ninth. A bunch of friends had discussed it, fairly positively, as being about lesbian necromancers in space, which is certainly a hook. But it took a promotional email from Tor with a link to an article titled Gideon's Guide to Getting Galactic Swole: An Epic Tale of Skele-Flex Trashbaggery for me to realize that the book is ALSO about a big obnoxious jock lady with big obnoxious biceps and an internal monologue in a register that can only be described as Extremely Online. Given that the internet doesn't exist in the necromantic space empire Gideon lives in, it's quite a feat for her to be as Extremely Online as she is.
 
Gideon Nav is a big dumb redheaded meathead of an orphan who lives in the Ninth House of a creepy and extremely Goth necromantic space empire. The Ninth House is the creepiest and Gothiest of all the houses, of which there are, predictably, nine. The Ninth House is basically a weird religious colony that occupies a big crack in a planet that is definitely not based on Pluto. Gideon hates living in the Ninth House's Isengardian fortress of Drearburh, and everyone in the Ninth House hates her right back, although possibly not in that order. The only other person Gideon's age in Drearburh is the Reverend Daughter of the House, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, who is Gideon's opposite in every way--tiny, dark-haired, a gifted necromancer, basically not a dumbass at all, deliberately and cunningly cruel, and completely lacking in anything resembling muscle. She is, however, also a lesbian, although not nearly as easily distracted as Gideon is. Of course, they hate each other's guts.
 
However, due to a series of events in varying levels of deliberateness, Gideon winds up being the only person even remotely suitable to serve as Harrowhark's cavalier when she is summoned off-planet to compete to become a Lyctor, which is basically a sort of immortal knight-saint to the Undying Emperor. Necromancers absolutely must be paired with cavaliers, because they always have been, and necros and cavs ascend to Lyctorhood in pairs as well. So either they will both become immortal or neither of them will. Then most of the book takes place on the planet of the First House, which isn't really a proper House--the First House is technically the Emperor (I think?) but he's not allowed on the First House's planet, which basically exists as a big, ancient, crumbling, but much-warmer-than-Drearburh temple complex. The challengers--i.e., the necro and cav pairs from the Second through Eighth houses--basically have to hang out there with three priests and a bunch of reanimated skeleton servants until they figure out how to become Lyctors. From there, stuff starts going wrong. 
 
One of the things I realized about a third of the way through the book that made everything ten times more hilarious was the realization that if this were a normal adventure book about a competition between different feudal houses, it would definitely have had a different House as its viewpoint. One of the ones that dressed sort of normal, at least. Probably the Fourth House, whose challengers were both teens, if it were a YA book. But the Ninth House would be the mysterious fan favorites--the weirdest, most distant House, with a lot of mystery surrounding them, both of its representatives aloof and inscrutable, wearing black robes and skull makeup and skulking in and out of scenes without talking to anyone. Harrowhark forbids Gideon from talking to anyone, so everyone else thinks she's taken a vow of silence because she's a creepy shadow cultist penitent, and are therefore spared from Gideon's walking-pile-of-memes thought processes until much later in the book, where they are (unsurprisingly, but hilariously) floored to hear how she actually talks. Just the contrast between the Ninth House's aesthetic and Gideon and Harrow's actual personalities makes me want to see this book adapted for TV; it would be the absolute funniest shit ever. 
 
Even not filmed, it's still pretty funny shit. I made the mistake of reading it on the T a lot this weekend because I had to take the T a lot, and I was having the hardest time not absolutely losing it in public every time some absolutely idiotic meme got snuck in in a way that somehow made perfect sense, or whenever Gideon dramatically put on her sunglasses over her skull face paint or busted up the tone of some courtly dialogue by calling somebody an assmunch. 
 
Another thing I liked about this book is that there is not very much romance! None of the romance that there is is robust or explicit enough to constitute a romantic plotline. There is a lot of Gideon being easily distracted and telling very bad suggestive jokes, and there is some unresolved but very tense tension in and among Gideon and Harrow's incredibly fucked-up lifelong loathing of each other, but nobody actually wastes any time on fluffy stuff because they are all very busy fighting epic bone constructs and getting completely covered in gore repeatedly and in the grossest ways Tamsyn Muir can think of (which are pretty gross; I am quite impressed).
 
So, in short: Goth stuff, ultraviolence, jokes, skellingtons, upsettingly large biceps, and no wholesome fluffy shit. This one definitely falls under the "It's like it was written just for me!" category.
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 If you know me at all you probably know that, as a big old goth weirdo, one of my absolute favorite books is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. In addition to having read it multiple times, for fun and for class, and written at least two papers and a short story draft about it (or more precisely, about how much I hate Victor), I have over the years been an avid consumer of Frankenstein-adjacent media and of biographical material about Mary Shelley and her gang of annoying misfits. I read The Young Romantics: The Tangled Lives of English Poetry's Greatest Generation; I read The Lady and her Monsters; I saw the biopic Mary Shelley in theaters (and I am abysmal at seeing movies, especially in theaters); I went to the Readercon where she was the Memorial Guest of Honor (sadly, Memorial Guests of Honor don't tend to actually go to the convention the way regular GoHs do. I was hoping if anyone could make an exception, it'd be her, but I was disappointed). Overall, I'd say I stan the Queen of Goth and Mother of Science Fiction fairly hard.
 
My one major hit to my Mary Shelley fan cred is... that I've not necessarily bothered to read her stuff besides Frankenstein. Some of this is just because I have doubts that anything was going to improve on either Frankenstein itself or on all the goth-as-fuck biographical tidbits about her, like that she carried Percy Shelley's calcified heart around with her for decades. But some of it is because nobody else talks about her other work and I never seem to see it in bookstores? It's easy to forget she even wrote anything else, and even easier to decide that it must not be very important, then. The one time I've seen a non-Frankenstein Mary Shelley book in the wild was at Readercon, when Tachyon Press had a beautiful edition of The Mortal Immortal: The Complete Supernatural Short Fiction of Mary Shelley. Obviously, I bought it; not so obviously, I actually read it (my track record for reading the short story anthologies I wind up buying at Readercon is... not great); I liked it well enough, but five years later I can't remember a damn thing about it and had to go back and reread my review to remember what the stories even were. 
 
So it is with that peculiar feeling of productive satisfaction paired with shame that one gets from finally doing stuff one should have done ages ago that I can report that I've finally read Mary Shelley's post-apocalyptic novel The Last Man, an early entrant into the "all of humanity is wiped out" sci-fi subgenre. I read it because a handsome man on the internet told me to, which is, to put mildly, not usually a reason I do things — but there are a lot of books out there, and for me to pick one up usually requires either a) that I see it or b) that at least one other human in the world acknowledges that it exists and says something about it being worth reading. Additionally, the technologically curated persona that is the left-wing internet's parasocial boyfriend really does appear to have solid literary taste. 
 
Before we get into the plot, I have to talk a bit about STYLE: namely, there is A LOT of it. Your attitude toward rolling around in long, beautiful, emotionally wrought sentences will make or break your ability to enjoy this book. It is an early nineteenth-century British novel. The content might have a lot of interesting stuff to say about the failures of Romanticism, but the writing itself is British Romanticism through and through. If you've read Frankenstein (or probably any other nineteenth-century Gothic) you sort of already know what you're getting into. If you don't like that stuff; if your tastes adhere closely to the modern "Invisible Writing" school of stylistic thought (which I was meticulously trained on and which I do adhere to in my professional life, as someone whose job is to Marie Kondo sentences until only the necessary bits are left) (don't laugh; I can do it fine when it's other people's sentences), then you'll probably hate this book at least as much as you're going to hate everything else written before 1920 or so. Characterization is frequently "told, not shown" in a way that would make a modern editor's eyes twitch. This is because the purpose of, uh, "describing" the characters is to impress upon you the narrator's emotional attachment to them, not what they're actually like; welcome to Romanticism (it's like Twitter, but wordier).  This "feels over reals" approach to describing stuff at g r e a t l e n g t h is a legitimate hallmark of old gothic and romantic fiction, which does not stop many modern readers from detesting it.
 
If, on the other hand, you have a lot of patience for slow plots provided you get to indulge in pages of poetic set descriptions and temper tantrums of internal narration liberally sprinkled with anguished em-dashes, HAVE I GOT THE BOOK FOR YOU. I am, despite the jokes, dead serious. Every page of this book is beautiful; I frequently found myself stopping and reading sentences multiple times because they were just so good and I wanted to take at least a cursory stab at being able to remember them later (I won't be able to, but I tried). It is possible I reread more sentences because I wanted to than because I had forgotten what I had just read, which is no mean feat for me these days (in addition to the attention deficit brought on by recovering from periodontal surgery, I have also for many months been in a state of advanced burnout that has rendered me incapable of sustained focus). From the five-line, sappily nationalistic first sentence to the desperate final paragraph, an atmosphere of roiling grief pervades the entire book. Sometimes it is melancholic and wistful, and sometimes it is much more worked up; sometimes it is borderline insane, which the book wouldn't be a proper Gothic without.  (There is also an opening vignette that sets a wonderful tone of mystery and long-lostness, although I must admit that I have no idea why the hell it's there or how it relates to the main story; we never come back to it and it doesn't really make much sense as framing device.) 
 
Our hero and narrator is Lionel Verney, the titular LAST MAN (this is always in small caps), because this book was titled years before the advent of spoiler culture. The orphaned son of an impoverished and exiled nobleman in a late-21st-century England where the monarchy has been quietly retired and a republic of sorts has been set up, Lionel grows up more or less feral in the sheep fields of northern England. Intensely sociable, but proud and with a significantly sized chip on his shoulder about what happened to his dad, teenage Lionel is well on his way to a lifetime of being a belligerent jackass when he is swept off his feet by Adrian, the guy who would have been the crown prince of England if England still did that, whomst is such a refined and genius godlike being that he single-handedly turns Lionel's life around by talking at him for an evening. 
 
The back cover of my copy of the book says that Shelley based Lionel on herself and "a pair of characters" on Percy Bysshe Shelley and Lord Byron; it is trivially easy to spot who is who. Adrian is obviously based on Percy, not because of any resemblance between Adrian's actions in the book and any of the weird shit Percy Shelley did in life (he was a very strange dude), but because Mary/Lionel is unabashedly over the moon about him. Adrian is beautiful, frail, poetical, philosophical, principled, caring, idealistic, self-sacrificing, and a natural leader; whatever he does, we are told he is doing it well, whether it is untranscribed conversation or unspecified political reforms; in short, he bears only the most superficial of resemblances to any of the biographical depictions of Percy Shelley I have ever seen. 
 
Because this book was written in the nineteenth century and Mary Shelley went and made herself a dude in it, Adrian of course also has a slightly (but not very much) younger sister, who is a lot like him except female, and therefore suitable for Lionel to fall rapturously in love with and eventually marry. This is not a knock on Idris, who is a perfectly good character, and well matched with Lionel in that they are the two least annoying characters in the book. (It is very nice to have a narrator that I don't want to throw bricks at, in sharp contrast to Frankenstein.) 
 
Lionel also has a younger sister! Her name is Perdita, and she has strong gothic heroine energy; she starts off as a fey, reserved child, prone to long walks in the woods with her own imagination and disinclined to talk to anybody. Young Perdita was my favorite character for the early parts of the book; unfortunately, later on, a dude happens to her, and it's all downhill from there -- especially as the dude in question is the one based off Lord Byron. It's easy to spot that Raymond is based on Lord Byron if you have any familiarity with either Romantic biography or Romantic fiction, since enough fictional characters have been based on that guy that he's become an archetype. 
 
Raymond quite predictably winds up in the middle of the love quadrangle that provides a lot of the melodrama in the bits of the book before everyone starts dying. Adrian is in love with a slightly older (i.e., eighteen) Greek princess named Evadne; Evadne, however, is in love with Raymond, who is building a portion of his career out of periodically going off to heroically fight the Turks on behalf of the Greeks; Raymond is flattered but marries Perdita instead, which is fine for several years until he meets back up with Evadne and carries on a secret friendship (?) with her, which either is an affair and Shelley had to write around explicitly saying that at any point, or which Perdita understandably thought was an affair because it's sort of weird to keep platonic cross-sex friendships secret. Perdita never recovers from this because she has subsumed her entire sense of personhood under being Raymond's wife, which is the sort of thing that Romantics tended to think was very romantic and that I think is a dire and horrifying reminder of the need for feminism. 
 
Domestic and political developments make up the sole plotlines of Lionel's memoir in the first volume; in the second volume, while war and familial discontent still rage, the plague strikes. At first it seems like a normal, if especially vicious, sort of pestilence, breaking out in a besieged city in the middle of a sweltering summer. Over the course of the second volume, as the pestilence grows from an outbreak to an epidemic to a pandemic, coming back summer after summer, it becomes clear that this is a civilization-ending plague, whittling down the mass of humanity to nothing. By the third volume, the human population of the British Isles has been reduced to a few thousand people rattling around a largely empty London, trying not to lose their minds from stress and grief. They eventually try to leave London and head to Switzerland, vaguely out of the idea that it'll be cooler and therefore maybe safer, but also possibly just for something to do. By the end of the book, Lionel, alone, having finally lost his last and companions, explicitly goes to Rome just to have something to do, writes his memoir, and then leaves Rome just to have something else to do.
 
The politics of this book were... a little hard to notice from my current vantage point, if that makes any sense. Reading about a plague that devastates humanity but leaves the rest of Nature mockingly intact seems less horrifying than it otherwise would -- in a way, it almost reads like an "out" for Nature -- in a time of massive climate anxiety, when even staid and respectable scientific organizations are putting forth dense, boring white papers with theses like "We have 12 years to end capitalism or we're going to melt civilization." It's hard for me to get into the sort of headspace where I can feel the book as some sort of threatening challenge to Romantic ideals about fixing everything with art and philosophy, because those ideals seem positively childish to take literally. (I admit I'm also distanced from them because it's been many years since I read any of these dudes.) Of course we can't art our way out of either plague or climate collapse; that's self-evidently absurd. If we all immediately adopted a robust ecosocialist program, like as a rational political radical I want to do, we'll at best be able to mitigate the damage. I mean, is anyone still placing humanity at the center of the universe? People these days seem split between Team Planet Earth and Team Petrodollars. In the context of 2019, The Last Man is in many ways a straightforward thriller about a world-encompassing force inexorably bearing down on you to kill you and everyone you love while Nature thumbs its nose at human pretensions to civilization; i.e., baseline reality speeded up a bit for dramatic effect. The personal flaws of the main characters have apparently been interpreted by literary critics as exacerbating the plague; I'm honestly not sure I picked that up either: I figured the plague was fucking coming for them whether they were effective political leaders or not. The depiction of societal breakdown as all the people disappear was certainly interesting, but I'm not clear on what effect it was supposed to have on the overall mortality rate. I was much more interested in the psychological effects of the plague on the people living through it, especially when it became so all-encompassing that anyone dying of normal stuff like old age started to seem strange. It is, of course, always possible that I am misreading either the novel or the limited historical litcrit I've perused because of one or another of the existential or medical sources of brainfog I'm currently dealing with. 
 
It would probably be worth going back and rereading this book sometime in the future when I have more brain cells to read it with, but for the moment, it was honestly just nice to take a break from reading about fascism and go back to my Gothic roots. 

...I gotta read something cheerful soon, don't I.
bloodygranuaile: (gashlycrumb clara)
 The second book I bought at the Edward Gorey House, which was not damaged at all, is The Secrets: Volume One: The Other Statue, a delightful murder mystery sort of thing in which a statue falls on Lord Wherewithal. The book is described on its dedication page as an “Homage to Jane Austen,” although this homage is purely stylistic as the story is devoid of both romance and economics. It is also, in typical Gorey fashion, devoid of plot resolution, although this one does have discernible throughlines in that its enormous cast of twee characters all have at least two, and sometimes three, pages dedicated to chronicling their goings-on. 
 
There are hints at the relationships between the various events, such as Augustus’ stuffed twisby and the Lisping Elbow both going missing. A closer read than I gave the book might reveal more of a real plot, and I have no doubt Gorey knew exactly what he was talking about with all of these semi-random happenings. 
 
The illustrations are very much peak Gorey, with the gothic Backwater Hall as full of textured decadence and silly pseudo-Edwardian details as one could wish. The humans have big hats and big coats and big moustaches and it’s very tempting to color them all in with colored pencil. 

All in all, it’s whimsical as all get-out and exactly what I wanted from a Gorey book.
 
bloodygranuaile: (gashlycrumb clara)
 When I went to the Edward Gorey house I bought a "mildly damaged" copy of The Glorious Nosebleed because I had forgotten I already owned a somewhat-more-than-mildly damaged copy of The Glorious Nosebleed. In fairness to myself, the copy I had was orange and the copy in the bookstore was red, so obviously they looked like two different books, and it's nice to have a red copy anyway because red is great.
 
The Glorious Nosebleed has nothing much to do with the nosebleed illustrated on the front cover, which does appear to be quite intense. The book is an abecedaire, much like the excellent The Gashleycrumb Tinies, except instead of the "A is for..." phrasing, each page is a sentence that ends with an adverb, and the adverbs, which are capitalized so you know they're important, go through the alphabet. They are all quite charming and silly and I started laughing actually out loud around "He fell off the pier Inadvertently" and it only got funnier from there. The illustrations are peak Gorey, with women in patterned drop-waist dresses and men in big old fur coats much like Gorey's (there even appears to be an author cameo right at the end), and lots of really exquisitely patterned carpets and wallpapers. 
 
Reading so much Gorey in such a short period of time also gave me the itch to sketch, a thing I have not done in more than a decade, but I took a stab at it with little Darkboy Zaraz and I feel better? I've really been in quit a pit lately about not doing anything creative for months and going to the Gorey house sort of made it worse, so it was good to quit whining and do even a tiny thing. 
 
Anyway, I just want things to be whimsical and delightful and gothy all the time; why is that so hard?
bloodygranuaile: (gashlycrumb clara)
While looking for another book to start last night I noticed that I had a few Edward Gorey (or at least Gorey-illustrated) books on my TBR shelf instead of over where all the other Edward Gorey books are, and I figured that one would be about the right length that I could read the whole thing while feeding the cats. So I picked up The Willowdale Handcar, which did in fact take me almost exactly 15 minutes to read.
 
This story concerns three friends--I assume they are friends; they are hanging out together--named Edna, Harry, and Sam, who find a handcar at the railroad station in Willowdale and decide to ride it around to other towns, seeing whatever they can see. Most of what they see is random, rather boring stuff, touched up with that very dry Gorey sense of whimsical absurdity, such as visiting a man with a collection of telephone pole insulators. A handful of events hint at another, much more exciting story, involving Edna's friend Nellie, her beau Dick, a friend of Dick's who is driving around frantically, and a financier named Titus W. Blotter, and an abandoned baby that looks like Nellie. The three traveling friends never quite figure out what the story there is, even when they rescue Nellie from being tied to the train tracks, and neither does the reader.
 
The book is subtitled The Return of the Black Doll, which... doesn't feature in the story at all. It is pictured on the cover and in one illustration. It is never mentioned in the text. These are the sort of odd little things you get when you read Gorey books. 
 
I am also reminded that I have lived in Massachusetts since 2006 and have not yet been to the Gorey House. Who wants to organize a day trip with me before Cape season kicks off too much?
bloodygranuaile: (wilde)
Considering how much I loved, loved, loved Libba Bray's The Diviners, I'm kind of appalled with myself that I apparently missed the publication of the sequel, Lair of Dreams. But something brought it to my attention again recently, so I made sure I'd snagged a copy as an ebook to read on the plane up to Nova Scotia last weekend. (BTW, I went to Nova Scotia last week!)
 
The book did not disappoint. Clocking it at around 600 pages, it's a big fat Gothic doorstopper of a YA fantasy, full of 1920s New York goodness, and also a fair amount of 1920s New York badness. The cast of characters is pretty big, with all our old favorites still around--Evie, Theta, Mabel, Henry, Memphis, Jericho, Sam Lloyd--and a couple of interesting new folks who pop up, the most prominent of which is Ling Chan, a mixed-race teen girl from Chinatown, who can walk in dreams. Ling Chan is cranky and brusque and loves science and can summon and talk to the dead in her dreams, and she has infantile paralysis in her legs, which she suspects might be some kind of divine punishment for her pride in her dreamwalking ability. She becomes friends with Henry, who it turns out is also a dreamwalker, and they meet and become friends in dreams before meeting in real life when things start to get weird.
 
The main plotline in the book involves a sleeping sickness that is spreading mysteriously across the city, first striking a bunch of subway laborers who had discovered and opened an abandoned subway station with a single train car in it, which nobody had known was there. If you guessed that this train car was haunted and the laborers let the ghost out by disturbing it, you are also familiar with the basics of how Gothics work, congrats! But that doesn't make it any less exciting, because all kinds of terrifying stuff has to happen for all the disparate characters to come together to figure out who the ghost is and how they are spreading the sleeping sickness and how to stop it, and meanwhile people are also disappearing and turning into ghastly toothy monsters in the subway (don't read this book if you're going to have to take a subway at night in the next year or two), and the authorities and a whole bunch of the populace are blaming the sleeping sickness on the Chinese immigrant community. Unsurprisingly, things get pretty racist, up to and including a Klan march, because the 1920s were terrible and oh god it's the 1920s all over again, isn't it.
 
So the fun mostly comic relief-y plotline going on through all of this is that Evie is now famous on the radio for doing object reading, and so she now lives in fancy hotels and throws parties until she gets kicked out and has to move into the next fancy hotel, and at some point during all this she ends up fake engaged to Sam for PR purposes, on condition that she help him learn more about the old government project that his mother used to be involved in--the one Evie's uncle Will, who runs the museum, was also part of. The bits with Sam and Evie and their ludicrous fake romance are freaking hilarious, involving creating loud diversions in post offices and all sorts of other nonsense. The stuff they find out about the government project is pretty dark, possibly even darker than the dream-eating ghosts in the subways, because it gets all mixed up with the eugenics movement. 
 
One of the things I like best about the book is the amount of American history that Libba Bray works into it--and she doesn't try to make it flattering. Between the two books, the series so far discusses eugenics, the Klan, the Sacco and Venzetti trial, spiritualism, the Second Great Awakening, polio, Chinese exclusion, sex trafficking, segregation, domestic abuse, and the Civil War. There's also a stealth mention of radium tonic, my new favorite terrifying historical detail, and a brief but highly plot-relevant cameo by Dr. Carl Jung. And there's Jake Marlowe, Charming Scientist Businessman Inventor Dude, a vehicle by which Libba Bray provides Pointed Commentary on the links between American exceptionalism, capitalism, the modernist approach to science, and the aforementioned eugenics movement. 
 
One minor disappointment I had was that I wanted to see more of Mabel's new anarchist buddy that she met at the end of the first book, but he is gone for most of this one, but then he shows up right at the end, and at the end there's also a mention of Sacco and Venzetti's impending execution that has me hopeful that the third book will involve many more anarchists. Also solve the mystery of whatever creepy swelling of magic is being brought forth by the man in the stovepipe hat, who I haven't mentioned yet in this review but he keeps popping up in the background, in paintings and in people's memories and dreams and things. Another mysterious motif that keeps popping up throughout the book is a logo of an eye with a lighting bolt under it. And a third ongoing motif is a bunch of dudes named after Founding Fathers who are apparently just driving around the country murdering young Diviners or people suspected of being Diviners. Look, it's really hard to fit all the cool stuff into a review because it's a really long book and it is just jam-packed with STUFF. Like, it could probably have been cut down at least 100 pages if you wanted to ruin Bray's descriptive style, but then it wouldn't be very Gothic, and it'd still be 500 pages long, and that's a lot of subplots and historical tidbits.
 
Anyway, it is almost October, and this is a good October book, so if you liked the first one I recommend the sequel highly, and if you haven't read the first one, that is a good October book too!
bloodygranuaile: (ed wood)
There come times in the life of every reader where a book contains enough Things Relevant To One’s Interests that it makes them go “Oh, it’s like this author has written this book just for me!” When you have as many things Relevant To One’s Interests as I do, this happens with some regularity, I will admit.

But it is decidedly rarer for an author to tell me “I’m writing this book for you!” two years before the book is actually published.

But that is indeed what happened at Readercon a few years ago; I believe it was the year that Mary Shelley was the Memorial Guest of Honor. There were three of us; I think it was me and Gillian and Emily, and I’d gone to get my copy of In the Forest of Forgetting signed, and Theodora Goss was telling us about the novel she was working on. It was based on all my favorite old Gothic tales, about the daughters of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and the girl monster creations of a bunch of other mad scientists, who form a club and fight crime. She was writing this book, she said, for us; we were precisely the sort of audience she had in mind.

This stuck in my mind and it has been with possessive glee that I have followed every update on the novel, and when The Strange Case of the Alchemist’s Daughter finally hit shelves this summer, I thought, My book is here! The book written for me! because I am self-centered like that. I told Dora Goss this when I attended a reading she did with Cat Valente at Brookline Booksmith this week.



I was reluctant to read it unless I could do it all in one sitting, so I spent the week enjoying the anticipation, and then this morning I made myself a cup of coffee and plonked myself down in the living room with the intention of doing nothing else all day until I finished it.

I was not disappointed.

The story is largely from the point of view of Mary Jekyll, 21-year-old daughter of the long-dead Dr. Jekyll, although the book is being written by puma-turned-human-woman Catherine Moreau, with added commentary from the other characters. (It is a new way of writing a novel, because they are modern girls and it is the ‘90s. The 1890s, obviously.)

The story begins when Mary Jekyll’s mother dies of complications from madness, and Mary finds herself nearly destitute, with no employable skills, very little in savings, no income from either of her parents, and a large house in London that, in the current economic climate, cannot be sold. In going through her mother’s papers, she discovers that her mother has for years been donating a pound a year to a charitable society for the care and keeping of “Hyde.” The only Hyde that Mary knows about is her father’s former assistant who disappeared after being accused of murder, and for whom there is—or at one point, was—a reward of one hundred pounds for information leading to his capture. Mary takes the papers to her local celebrity detective, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and from thereon out, things get weird. In short order, Mary finds herself saddled with an incorrigible younger sister named Diana; Beatrice Rappaccini, a lovely young Italian woman who breathes poison; Catherine Moreau, a young lady who used to be a puma; and Justine Frankenstein, who used to be Justine Moritz and who had erroneously been reported as disassembled in Mrs. Shelley’s book from a century earlier.

The girls are all daughters or creations of men with ties to a mysterious group called the Société des Alchimistes, which appears to have something to do with a series of gruesome murders of ladies of negotiable affection in Whitechapel, which Holmes and Watson are also consulting upon. The murdered women have all had body parts removed, and the only available description of who they’d been seen with sounds very like the supposedly late Edward Hyde.

If you’re a big old Gothics nerd like me, one of the most fun aspects of the story is the sheer number of old classics that Goss manages to squish into this novel. In addition to the five young women and the aforementioned Holmes and Watson, the madman Renfield from Dracula pops up as a fairly important secondary character, as does Dr. John Seward from the insane asylum and Dr. Van Helsing, although the latter only in the form of letters. I kept half-expecting Mrs. Poole, Mary’s housekeeper, to turn out to be Grace Poole from Jane Eyre, although if she is it’s not addressed in this book. I was also pleased to find a reference to The Castle of Otranto.

With this many other works crammed into it, it is good that the book doesn’t take itself overly seriously. The girls’ commentary occasionally dips into a distinctly modern register, and, of course, the book’s not nearly as dense as any genuine Victorian writing at all. Most of the plot is a sort of comic caper type of action-mystery, with a lot of gallivanting around London and bits of the English countryside infiltrating circuses and chasing Beast Men and doing amateur detectiving and trying to do it all while managing the deliberately constricting reality of 19th century English women’s clothes, although that last bit is not as modern an invention as you might think, featuring prominently in Wilkie Collins’ classic The Woman in White (although apparently in real 19th century novels, women who spy on other people while wearing insufficient clothes have to fall deliriously ill for weeks immediately afterwards, them’s the rules). It’s also a joyous, empowering, delightful portrayal of friendship and solidarity between women, even women who are very different and who don’t always actually get along that well (especially when Diana’s involved).

I don’t want to give the ending away but suffice to say that while the girls and Holmes and Watson do technically solve the Whitechapel murders, the Société des Alchimistes is not an easy foe to vanquish, leaving us with an excellent setup for a sequel as well as a convincing cover for the Whitechapel murders never being officially solved, like with anyone getting arrested for them.

The book is quite light on romantic subplots, which I appreciate. Beatrice has a tragic romantic backstory, although by the time the book is being written by Catherine, Beatrice is more concerned with the suffragist and Rational Dress movements. There are hints of romantic interest between Mary and Holmes, which is cute because Goss doesn’t bring up Holmes’ canonical drug habit at any point. The other girls have decidedly un-romantic backstories re: men’s attention.

I’m already eagerly awaiting the sequel, because reasons, and I highly recommend the book to anyone who likes funny stuff about mad scientists and girl monsters, even if you’re not a huge Gothic lit dork. I would also highly recommend it to anyone else who is a Gothic lit dork who doesn’t take it too seriously, which I would hope would be most of them, since Gothic lit is a bit goofy to start with.

bloodygranuaile: (caligari awkward)
Last weekend I went to Readercon, the speculative fiction literary convention in Burlington, MA. (No, not Burlington, Vermont.) I went to this convention last year, when I was very new to both BSpec and to the whole idea of paying attention to the current literary scene in general. This time I went in knowing—and knowing about—a hell of a lot more people, but I still met many awesome new ones.

This time, the hotel lobby and bar were also open (last year they were under construction). The bar was fairly snazzy in a This Is A Fancy Corporate Executive Bar sort of way, and the lobby was very spacious but only had like two couches so that there could be more modern-looking white space. Also, they renamed all the non-letter salons from states’ names to inspirational buzzwords like Enliven and Enlighten and Creative and I think one of them was actually Inspire and you get the idea.

Due to starting a new (more exciting, better paid, back in the city, sadly temporary) new job, I was unable to attend most of Friday. Robert (who I’d given a ride to) and I arrived at about seven, which was precisely the time when our posse (it is actually Gillian’s posse) went out to dinner. The end result of this is that, while I had a lovely dinner with many lovely people in our gorgeous air-conditioned hotel room, I only got to attend ONE panel on Friday. This was a bit of a bummer since Friday honestly looked like the best panels day.

On the upside, the one panel I did attend was The Gothic in Nineteenth-Century Science Fiction, a presentation by Jess Nevins, a dude I had never heard of before but who is now on my A+ list, partly because he had the grace to put the entire paper he presented online (http://jessnevins.com/blog/?p=234). Since I am a giantly giant fan of all forms of Gothic nonsense, it was somewhat inevitable that I would enjoy this talk, but whether I would learn new things was something more in question. I did, in fact, learn fun new things, particularly since I have heard the terms “male Gothic” and “female Gothic” a few times before but had never really read much that explained what they meant and tried to take a good critical look at how they function. I strongly recommend reading the entire paper, if only so you will fully appreciate the facepalm when I tell you that during the Q&A at the end, somebody asked “What do ‘male’ and ‘female’ Gothic mean?” BUT BESIDES THAT it was pretty great. If you asked me if I preferred this talk or last year’s The Fainting Narrator talk I would be hard pressed to pick one. (I thiiink I saw the guy who presented The Fainting Narrator at the bar and I almost went and fangirled at him but he was talking to people and also my drink was ready.)

After that it was party time! The Meet the Prose party is an attempt to force awkward introverted people to talk to each other by putting a bar in Ballroom F/G and giving all the authors stickers with lines from their work on them and everyone else pieces of wax paper. The object is to collect all the stickers, or, for authors, to get rid of all your stickers, or possibly the object is to have as many conversations as possible, or maybe it is to practice your ninja pickpocket skills and collect the most stickers without having any conversations. I’m not sure; the rules weren’t posted anywhere that I saw. But it was fun, and I got to talk to cool people like Neil Clarke, cyborg overlord of Clarkesworld Magazine, and Sofia Samatar, whose collection of scarves I am most envious of. Then we attended a super secret midnight speakeasy. How secret? So secret that people were yelling about its location in the hallways! That’s my kinda secret. Bo Bolander read a fragment of a piece that consisted about 50% of the word “fuck” and was pulpy and awesome. I sadly had to leave the speakeasy early because I hit the Wall and had to go to bed.

Saturday began with a visit to the dealer’s room, where all my virtuous thoughts of I Should Save Money Because I Am Young And Broke and But I Have Access To A Library and I Totally Have A System For What I Will Decide To Buy Today melted away into a sort of avariciously bibliophilic fugue state, and between ten and eleven o’clock in the morning I acquired the following:


In totally unrelated news, if anyone knows where I could grab another bookshelf for cheap, comments are open.

At noon I did start going to panels, beginning with Writing and the Visual Arts, where I learned that Greer Gilman once took a Historical Art Techniques class and it was awesome. I also learned that Shira Lipkin knits to figure out story structure and texture and otherwise un-knot her writing, which sounds so incredibly useful that it made me wish I could knit. (I cannot knit.) The people on the panel are involved in poetry, music, painting, drawing, handicrafts, cinema, basically the whole run of the arts. They are also, it seems, to a person, typography nerds, with strong feelings about paper and typeface and binding, and preferences for which fonts to work with under what circumstances. This led to a really interesting discussion of the state of the art of printing, including the rise of ebooks with their customizable fonts and letter sizes, and the physical book as an art object.

After a lunch break I went to Portrayals of Code-Switching, partly because I am all interested in language and linguistics and stuff and partly because Daniel José Older was on the panel and I remember him as being a really insightful and entertaining panelist. He did not disappoint, and neither did any of the other panelists, none of whom I was familiar with. The panel discussed a number of forms of code-switching: the moderator, Chesya Burke, brought up the idea that not all code-switching is entirely done through language; things like posture and dress are forms of code-switching, too. There was also some talk of bi- or multilingual code-switching versus code-switching within a language (register-switching). Then we got into the really fun stuff: writing and representing different codes in writing, and especially the questions of “translating” or italicizing words that aren’t SWE in a text that’s going out into an English-language market. Older gave as an example that Spanglish conversations usually do not take the sharp turn in accent and inflection between Standard American Broadcast English and perfectly correct Spanish (I do not know my Spanishes, sorry) that would be implied by putting all the English in roman type and all the Spanish in italics. (It was funnier and more illustrative when he said it with examples.) I had a thought during this panel that I wasn’t quite able to congeal into a coherent question, so I’ll burble it out here: on several occasions the panelists brought up the idea of not translating things because people from similar cultural backgrounds as the author would know what it meant and feel alienated having it explained, but people who weren’t from that cultural background can just go look it up like anything else you find in a story that you don’t know about, and that they’re OK making their readers do that tiny bit of work on their own. This made me think of a thing I ran into when studying big fat monstrous nineteenth century novels, which is the idea that Back In Ye Day, audiences couldn’t easily look shit up, and partly read fiction in order to learn more about nonfictional stuff, which is where you get those books with entire fucking essays sandwiched between the chapters (eff you, Moby-Dick), and so if, for example, you have a character who is a street kid, you follow up the introduction of this character with five chapters about the daily lives of street kids, including three about their argot, and a long essay in defense of argot as an interesting and imaginative part of culture, and then we get to poor Gavroche actually fucking doing anything (eff you too, Les Misérables). But so anyway now I have some vague and not-well-worded wonderings about the role of communications technology in the development of stories that allow larger audiences access to very culturally specific things without having to homogenize everybody or dumb stuff down the way that happens when you have solely top-down broadcasting kind of mass communication, and to allow more people to talk to each other without everyone having to give up their local culture and go totally Standard American. I’ve got a vague idea of “It sounds like the Internet has made this easier and more awesome” but I also squish other people’s text into SWE for a living so what do I know.

After that I went to Dark Fantasy and Horror, an interesting if occasionally confused discussion about what “dark fantasy” and “horror” are and how (and if) they differ from each other and the collapse of the oversaturated horror market in the eighties. Sadly I did not take too many notes on this panel! I do remember one of the speakers making the excellent point that one of the reasons genre labels like “horror” can be so tricky to suss out and apply is because we name genres after different things—so “horror” is an emotion that the text is trying to evoke, but “western” is a setting and “mystery” is a plot type. While this panel was going on, there was a panel in the salon next door about butts, and apparently it was VERY entertaining.

Then there was two hours of drinking: one in the room and one in the bar!

This meant I was ever-so-slightly tipsy for the Works of Mary Shelley panel, where I forgot to take notes because I had to put all of my brain into listening. It made me very glad I had bought The Mortal Immortal at the dealer’s room that morning, though, after I saw Adrienne Odasso with it at breakfast! The panel focused a bit more heavily on Frankenstein than I expected, although all the Frankenstein stuff was very interesting, and they did talk about the myriad other writing she’d done—I knew she’d written another novel and did a bunch of editing/curating of Percy Shelley’s work, but I didn’t realize just how much other stuff she had written and published because Frankenstein is really the most talked-about thing.

That was pretty much the end of the official intellectual programming that I went to on Saturday; a big group of us went out to dinner, including Jay, who brought a friend of his that the rest of us had never met before, and who surprised us all by paying for dinner for the whole group of us (there were like ten people at this dinner) and said it was no problem since he could write it off as a Business Expense. Turns out Jay’s friend,Warren Lapine, is actually a well-known figure in the small-press sci-fi publishing world and taking writery types out to dinner really is a business expense! (A publisher bought me dinner! I should probably go write stuff.) Then there were a bunch of parties, including one that I don’t know who was hosting but the entire back third of the room was all dudes with beards drinking scotch, which made me really happy even though I am not a dude with a beard and scotch is actually my least favorite drink in the whiskey family, but it was good socializing. Then we went to more room parties, and then we went to a sort of impromptu party in the middle of a hallway where I met Kate Baker, and then we got kicked out of the hallway so we all sat around in the lobby drinking some very, very sweet German honey liqueur out of bottles provided by this one dude (Marco something?) who just seemed to have an endless supply of it. This went until about two o’clock in the morning, which I was fairly certain I was going to regret the next morning.

Sunday morning was really not all that bad; I drank a lot of water and then was able to go to three panels and get a bunch of books signed. The 10 am panel I went to was Variations on Unreliable Narrators, which I admit I mostly went to because Theodora Goss was moderating and she is a delightful fairy princess, but unreliable narrators are also fun (except for The Turn of the Screw). We got a good basic grounding in the more “official” definitions and examples of this trope and then the conversation turned to people’s favorites, the panelists’ thoughts on the unreliability of narrative and point of view generally, and all that sort of analytical stuff that is why nerds like me go to Readercon. Adrienne Odasso talked about unreliable narrators in medieval poetry, even!

Then I went back to the dealer’s room and was very good and didn’t spend any more money, but I did get autographs from Theodora Goss and Sofia Samatar. A weird thing happened where, every time I have heard Theodora Goss say anything about her upcoming novel, I feel like she is writing it just for me, and so when I got my book signed I told her I was particularly excited about her upcoming novel, and she looks me and Lura and Andrea straight in the face and says, “I’m writing this novel for you.” So that was odd! I also got my copy of Greer Gilman’s Cry Murder! In a Small Voice signed, right after she won a Shirley Jackson award for it.

The Horror for Diverse Audiences panel was a good but I didn’t end up taking many notes on it, just that Shira Lipkin (who I was apparently stalking around all Sunday; she was on all three of the panels I attended) said she tries to create “horror through empathy,” and one of the other panelists whose name I did not write down mentioned that horror is—or should be—ultimately universal because it’s rooted in fear of death, which everyone has; it’s the specifics that get tricky.

The last panel I attended was Long Live the Queen, which was a great panel to end the con on, particularly because I was exhausted by this point and couldn’t have handled anything other than a truly fabulous panel about my particular interests. This panel was basically about portrayals of the Victorian era in speculative fiction, particularly steampunk. We got a lot of book recommendations about history and clothes and stuff, all of which I will have to check out at some point. The panel discussed Victorian medievalism and its effects on how we view both the medieval and Victorian periods, as well as Victorian medievalism as a forerunner to the modern fantasy genre; Victorian Arthuriana; Victorian volatility and social anxiety as opposed to the current popular view of the Victorian genre as being somehow ordered and idyllic (apparently there are a lot of wildly historically ignorant people involved in steampunk??); Victorian ideas about “culture” (singular) and their habit of plundering the entire globe for history, stories, and STUFF (Dora Goss mentioned the British Museum and ho boy do I have opinions on that place); the ways in which the Victorian British Empire was deliberately and calculatedly modeled off the Roman Empire; and Victorian progressivism. Dracula was argued to be a technological romance (a couple panels I was at actually pointed out the role of technology in Dracula, which is not something I’ve heard much about, and I’ve heard a lot of stuff about Dracula). Someone brought up that he was surprised at the Victorians’ popularity because thirty years ago they were definitely known for being a repressive, stuffy, judgmental time period with bad art. I am  always surprised to hear this because, while I am well acquainted with the Victorian’s history of being repressive, conformist prigs, I had sort of assumed that if people overlook this it is because they are bamboozled by how undeniably pretty it all is, as it is self-evident that Victorians stuff is pretty. I’m always surprised when I am reminded that a few decades ago people thought all that ruffly Victorian stuff was in terrible taste, but then I remember that a few decades ago it was the seventies and eighties, and I'm like, you’re one to talk, seventies and eighties people! I suppose I already knew that the seventies and eighties hated pretty things, but I still manage to forget. We also got into the most fun part of talking about Victorians, which is the ludicrously deadly standards of beauty (when I am participating in one of these sorts of conversations I will almost always bring up “arsenic face cream”)—in addition to a wonderful lesson about crinoline fires, there was the mandatory discussion about corsets, and we all learned that an 1840s Sears catalog once listed a device called an “organ stopper” which was basically a thing you put into the lower end of yourself so that when your corset squished all your internal organs downwards they didn’t actually prolapse and fall out of you. (My organs hurt just thinking about it.)

As that was the best possible note one could end a convention on, we then cleared out, got lunch, went home, and I promptly napped like I was getting paid for it, and also threw out half my clothes.

SO THAT WAS READERCON. I AM GOING EVERY YEAR UNTIL I DIE. In the meantime, I will endeavor to review all of the million books I bought over at my review blog, [livejournal.com profile] bloodygranuaile
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The Monk is everything a Gothic novel should be. Notable for being the first English-language Gothic novel to draw really heavily from the German "Sturm und Drang" (and yes, my fellow HP freaks, I did actually write "Durm und Strang" and have to go back and fix it) tradition, it is full of all sorts of ridiculously cruel and grotesque horrors, some supernatural, some the result of completely unmagical human cruelty in almost unbelieveable degrees. The unmistakable moral message in it is Catholicism Is For Fucktards. It is vastly more readable than, say, The Castle of Otranto, and the narrative flow is much better (none of this giant helmets falling off ceilings totally randomly business). There is actually character development an' stuff. But the drama is still all about people accidentally eloping with ghosts and priests committing all sorts of awful crimes with help from Teh Debil and noble Spanish gentlemens vanquishing covens of murderous brigands and all sorts of crack. The Victorian writing style is really not dense at all, but from a modern perspective seems very quaint and stylized, which is hilarious considering how much sex is in the book. Considering Victorians were not allowed to write sex the way modern authors do, there is a complete lack of anything graphic, and instead a lot of prissy-sounding phrases about "wanton Pleasures" and "rioting". I especially can't decide whether the outdated use of the word "incontinence" (used with its etymologically literal meaning of "loss of control", and always in reference to persons of the cloth breaking their vows of celibacy), or the description of Antonia's breast as "elastic," conjures up the more amusingly inappropriate mental images.

The author seems to be laboring under the firm conviction that All Middle-Aged Women Are Bonkers, because all of the women in the book that are not Young Maids are certifiably bonkers, or at least ridiculously annoying. Elvira is maybe less totally insane, but still a bit weird. Agnes' aunt is my favorite certifiably bonkers character, because she is a ridiculously melodramatic character typifying one of my least favorite kinds of people, "people who are too god damn selfish to even listen to themselves". As much as I hate those people in real life, her scenes were hilarious. I am also a giant dork and was specifically thinking to myself how nice it was to be reading something from a time when people used the word "disinterested" properly, when I hit the bit where Auntie and Raymond have The Awkward Conversation of Awkwardness (spoilery, a bit?) )

Yeah, real disinterested a passion there, Auntie.

Despite the outraged reception it got upon publication (it was the Victorians, being scandalized was the only fun they were allowed to have), I actually found this as morally solid a book as a Gothic novel (read: "something this RIDICULOUS") can be. Love (both friendship and the getting married kind), honesty, faithfulness, compassion, forgiveness, and "disinterestedness" save the day. What more wholesome message do you want out of a Victorian novel? They hadn't invented strong female characters yet; I don't know what else you'd freaking want.

On the staring at screens front, Se7en is gory and full of literary/biblical/medieval stuff about sins and Hell! Right up my alley. Crime? Check. Asshole character with hilarious dialogue? Check. Use of old mythology? Check. Blood and violence? Check. Striking visual aesthetic? Check. Deep WTF plot twist at the end that involves people getting shot? Check. You can make good movies with these ingredients, or bad movies with them, but either way I will like them. Seven is twisted and creative enough to be one of the good movies. Also, it's the only time I have ever made a dead baby joke in the middle of a movie, and it turned out to be an accurate prediction of where the movie was going. Whoever wrote this thing was seriously, seriously macabre. I want to be able to write things like that.

We also just finished watching Night Watch, which is based on the Russian novel Night Watch and not the Discworld book of the same name. Movie mostly just gave me a headache, being visually so hyperstylized and full of artsy fast cuts and slow-mo and things shifting around and colors going weird and stuff that it gets hard to follow. Definitely atmospheric, though. And there was enough stuff in it I liked during the bits I could follow that I really would like to read the book, since books are usually better than their movies (and Josh says this one is, he's read it), and even if the book is written in some weird style too, at least the words will probably stay on the page and be legible. At any rate, is very dark fantasy, and involved vampires that are actually scary and more bestial than romantic, which I very much appreciate right around now.

Not a review, but in keeping with the Goth as Fuck theme: Went to Salem today with Liz to pick up Josh. Was only in Salem for an hour or so to have dinner and desert, but still. I went to Salem today! I fucking love Salem! It makes me so happy.
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Am glad the school year's starting soon, and that I get to go home for a bit in a week. Worcester's getting a little boring. Liz and I are being forced to actually get creative about how we're spending our evenings because there's not much to do and not many people to do it with. Yesterday we went to Michaels and bought stuff for making our own Tarot decks (also candymaking supplies (candymaking and drinking are an amazing combination, btw)). Am pretty sure this project will last us what's left of the summer, until more people show up and I can throw a dance party.

I also bought books recently, because I am incapable of not buying books, so I always have the option of sitting in my room reading and writing. Will probably do that today once am done with the mundane things I didn't do yesterday, like cleaning and trying to figure out how to get to this job interview on Sunday (it's in Northborough, I don't know if Worcester's public transit goes to Northborough, I hope it does, I can't bum a ride off anyone because the people with cars all also have lives, I want my car so I can have a life too, I sound like a broken record...). If I have to cancel or reschedule I'm going to be completely impossible to deal with until at least the 23rd.

In happier if ridiculously shallow news, I bought a pink shirt. JUST TO BLOW EVERYONE'S MINDS. It is, however, exactly the pink shirt you'd expect me to get once you get your head around me buying something such an unGothy color--it's a mottled pink girly-tee with a big black distressed Jolly Roger on the front, specifically PirateMod's Jolly Roger Evolution 1 design. Also bought their messenger bag, bringing the number of PirateMod things in my personal inventory up to 7. They're a little expensive, but options for classy pirate gear are limited, and I like to be classy. Also, any website that has an entire "PirateGoth" line was obviously created just for me, so it would be very ungrateful of me not to buy all their shit, yes?

These past two nights I've gone to bed after 2 am and woken up a bit before 9. How is this possible? Jon went away for the weekend without disabling his alarm clock, that's how. >.< At any rate, I'm going to go start being productive before the alarm shuts off by itself and the ensuing quiet (unless the church bells start up again) makes me want to go back to bed.

Edit: No buses, no trains, no one to get a ride from. Cab cost prohibitive. Am in singularly bad mood and may stay that way for a while. You have been warned.

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